It could be worse
Dear Jed and Lindz,
I was saving myself for that someone special and met this wonderful
guy. After a bit of dating and getting to know each other I decided
that this was the guy that I would like to lose my virginity to. We have a
great chemistry, he's funny, sexy, perfect for me. Things got heated and
we started making out. It was perfect and then one thing led to
another and next thing I knew I was knee deep in pillows and he was
knocking the walls, I was covered in perspiration and I was on the verge
of a monster climax... I mean this guy was doing everything right.
Then he turned me over and my legs were wrapped around him and I could
tell that at that second it was going to be the 4th of July 2005 all
over again... I bucked my hips for the final thrust and then... all of
a sudden this guy starts laughing, I mean he was hysterical, he just
couldn't stop laughing, it started out as a little giggle and then it
went to a louder giggle then a full blown laugh... what the fuck? I
mean he was still inside of me and moving but it was enigmatic... I
was mad and confused not to mention my feminine juices immediately
dried up/ my vaginal muscles relaxed, I lost my fucking climax and
this guy is laughing. I like this guy... but shit, he laughs when he
ejaculates...its fucking distracting...what do I do..what do I say?
is this normal? I mean I like this guy but what do I do...
Sincerely,
High and Dry
From the beginning of your letter it sounds like you're one of these women that wants everything to be like a fairy tale. You want the dude to show up in his battle armor after just slaying a dragon and lay you down on a bearskin rug and make passionate love til you have earth shaking climax after climax. Oh and you don't want it to hurt at all or be uncomfortable in any way. Just perfect. And furthermore if he gooks on your face that might ruin the mood a bit. Is that your fantasy? Well it's either your's or mine so let's just say it's yours.
Listen here's the deal. Some dudes laugh when they come. Have you ever seen what a dude's face looks like when he's coming. It's funny shit man! It's also kind of an embarrassing thing for some people and that's how they deal with it. I'm sure he doesn't do it every time and you shouldn't feel like he's laughing at you at all.
It's seem like you're being too picky. You have this amazing guy and this one little thing bothers you that much? But if it turns you off that bad hey, don't have sex with the dude. You've only fucked one dude and he was able to almost bring you to orgasm. I bet there are a lot of other guys you could have great sex with as well. What I mean is you're about to embark on a special time in every girl's life called your slut phase*
I think men and women can both be too picky. The difference is what they're picky about. I used to know this chick who shit the bed every time she came. Trust me it wasn't from personal experience. My buddy fucked her and told us all about it. The funny thing is a bunch of my other friends ended up fucking her too. All the while they knew at some point during sex with her she was gonna take a crap. This is why men are able to endure things such as War. We improvise and take it on the chin.
In this case they just started laying down some plastic sheeting.
I forgot what my point was High and Dry, but I think it's basically that things could be a lot worse. As long as he doesn't punch you in the face, shit on your legs, or cry when he comes I think you should just learn to roll with it.
*slut phase
sometimes girls go through this phase where they will drink a lot of booze and pretty much fuck any dude in the bar. It's like they are dudes for a couple years or so. Whenever you seem some hot chick make out with some really gross dude in a bar that means she's in her slut phase. Or the guy is rich.
