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08/29/05

Cats and Dogs

Filed under: Life — Hawkwind @ 08:56:42 am

As you should know by now the original idea for this column was to have myself as well as a female counterpart writing and answering your questions about sex dating love life relationships etc…

It took us awhile to actually find someone and so I used the space to basically piss off a bunch of chicks for a few weeks. That really wasnt my intention. Honest. I was actually looking for the love of my life. If they ever make another Indiana Jones I think it should be about my struggles to find a super hot chick with cancer that doesnt mind it when I bang all of her friends after shes dead. That would be sweet. It would also be cool if when she got naked a bunch of Nazis faces would melt.

Ok sorry Im having a little trouble thinking straight. Did I mention I was still in Amsterdam. Did I tell you that there is no shortage of enormous black hookers and gay dudes all over the street where I’m staying? Theres a fuckin bar across the street called the cockring and I think you have to check your clothes at the door. This biker looking dude tried to get me go inside, but I was too busy watching 9 dudes blow an alligator. I love this town.

Anyway the point is my short term memory is shot so without further ado I would like to introduce you all to Lindsey or Linzalicious. After reading hundreds of e mails and reading literally tens of columns about sex from a bunch of super hot chicks around the world we decided that Lindsey was the perfect girl to write with me on the site.

Im stoked to have her aboard. Shes been real cool over the last few months and hasnt put up with any of my shit. More importantly shes a great writer and has a lot to say. I think she lives in Seattle too which will be cool when I try to score with her. Just kidding Linds. Psyche. No seriously I am kidding this time. I wanna do it to you Lindsey. I'm kidding.

Basically over the next few weeks the column will be changing as we figure out the best way to keep it interesting without making it confusing to the readers. Well keep you updated but I expect to launch the new column next month.

Again I want to thank everyone for reading and all of the women that submitted articles and such. Its been very interesting to see so many points of view in such a short time.

Shit someone just flipped the Alligator on his back so I gotta go before he wakes up again.

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