Straight Up

First i just wanted to say thank to everyone who sent e mails and applications for the female blog position. I know it took us awhile and we're not done yet, but i appreciate everyone being so patient. so weve narrowed the finalists for the blogging position down to 5. They are Linzalicious, Nix, Monika, Xtrashorty and Linds. You can go check out their profiles on the site. There were a bunch of really good applicants, but these 5 stood out to us here a Friendsation. I want to encourage everyone else to keep blogging and responding to others here. The discussions have been really fucking funny as of late.

So basically these 5 women will be contacted by me over e mail and they will be asked to post one more blog in response to my story below. I'd like you to tell me what this story means about myself. There has been some really interesting sex and dating advice, but you gotta be funny too. Next week well decide who gets the job.

We'll also be hiring other writers on various topics so if you have something cool you want to write about send me a message and well figure it out.

ok so everyone has fucked up fantasies right. I wonder if mine is any different.

Ive always had this fantasy that I would meet a really beautiful woman. She would have to be really smart and cool and really tall and good looking. Shed also have to be really fun to hang out with. Wed go out to bars and shows and Id get along with her friends and shed get along with mine and wed kinda be the envy of our group. Since wed both be tall and good looking, everybody would notice us wherever we went. I wouldnt be in love with her and she wouldnt be in love with me. Everyone would think we were though. Itd be really laid back and if we screwed around on each other itd be out of town and we wouldnt ever try to make the other person look bad. Itd be like friends with benefits but we would have such a great time hanging out that wed spend most of our time together. Maybe wed even move in with each other. Then out of the blue she would be diagnosed with cancer or MS or something else bad. Anything terminal would do as long as it wasnt contagious. That would suck if I got it too. So anyway she has this debilitating disease and shes probably only gonna live for like another year. I could take that Ive been in relationships for that long where I wished I was dying. Anyway so everyone knows shes sick and they would feel really sad for her cause like oh shes so young and she has her whole life in front of her but they would feel even worse for me cause theyd think that I really loved her and as bad as it is to die at a young age its got be so much harder on me because Im so in love with her. So the next few months are spent waiting on her hand and foot. Taking trips to places she always wanted to go and just living life to the fullest. I would even take off weeks at a time from work just to be with her. People would come by to see her and offer support and then when they were alone with me they would tell me how sorry they were and ask how I was holding up. Id say fine ya know just taking things one day at a time.

So long story short after about 8-12 months she passes away and she have a big funeral and all of our friends and her family are there and we talk about how special she was and people ask me how I’m doing and they say “if you ever need anything just let me know??

I go home take few weeks off, put things in perspective and go back to work. After a few days some friends of mine take me out to our favorite bar to cheer me up. Were not even there for 5 minutes before all these super hot chicks start coming up to me and telling me how sorry they are for my loss. I tell them its ok and that they can sit down if they want. We all end up getting shit face and I take like 3 of them home and bang the shit out of them at the same time. This goes on for like 4 more months and then I meet this really hot chick who happens to really like music and old cars and I tell her my story leaving out the part where I bang all the friends and she feels sympathetic for me cause her father died of cancer or MS or maybe shes just really nice. I don’t care. Anyway we end up going out I fall in love with her and ya know we live happily ever after.