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The Smell of Victory

Filed under: Life — Hawkwind @ 07:49:25 pm

It's been hotter then hell in LA this week. Of course I don't have air conditioning in my place.(Sorry to dissapoint some of you. I am extremeley charming and attractive, just not wealthy) So anyway I went down to the Home Depot to get myself a fan. I've never seen such a melting pot of hot people. They weren't attractive mind you. Exactly the opposite. More like sweaty earth pigs. Anyway now I'm lying on the couch as the fan blows thinking about the poor bastard below here.

I've been celibate for awhile now. It's not so much the act of sex that
turns me off but it's the smell. For some reason the smell of another person
really disgusts me. I want to get over this but I don't
know how.

I like this question. But, I am sorry that the smell of humans is so
unattractive to you. I can understand how you would wish for the ability to
be attracted to human smell, but there are just some things people can't
handle. My honest belief is that people pick their mates by smell. I mean
its one thing to be attracted to someone, its one thing to be nice to each
other and it's another to have common interests. I think the final cut is if
you like each other's smell. It would make sense that you have been celibate
if you can't handle the smell of anyone. Have you ever tried plugging your
nose? I know that would be kind of strange to have sex with cotton balls in
your nose. I am sure the person you were doing would take it personally too.
What if you sprayed your favorite cologne or perfume on the sheets to
distract you? You could also just breathe through your mouth. That works. I
hope that this helps and that you have some nice smelling sex soon.

I like this question too. Nothing can change a person's mood like a bad smell. I have a pretty sensitive nose and if a fish farts near me or I get the faintest whiff of say a dead baby hooker I can easily loose my lunch. It's actually rather fascinating how much smell determines the way you feel about a certain something or someone. There have been many studies done that show that certain smells can make you focus more on your work or even help you lose weight.

Recently I read an article that said sex drive was determined by a certain gene. I wonder if it's more that you're an asexual person and the smell of someone is just a side affect of that. Barring calling you a freak and telling you to live in a cave I have one suggestion that I think might work. Next time you're about to have sex with someone suggest that the two of you both shower first. Showering together can be fun and romantic. Have some scentless soap on hand or maybe a non-offensive scent like Dr. Bronners Peppermint Castile soap. When you've finished showering you'll notice that you don't smell as much. Of course you can't take a shower every time you want to have sex, but at least you won't have to go live in that cave. Freak.

Topic of The Week: Have you been grossed out by others enough to stop having sex with them? If so what did they do that bothered you?


  1. what smells help you focus more on work and lose weight?

    Comment by Linzalicious [Member] — 06/04/06 @ 21:59

  2. I don't know for sure. I saw it on like 20/20 or something. I think if your a man the smell of cinnamon rolls is supposed to make you horny.

    Comment by Hawkwind [Member] — 06/06/06 @ 11:42

  3. A guy I was seeing once had his place decked out in all this spiritual paraphanelia. The crystal water feature I could handle, but the giant set of angel wings, feathers and all, affixed to the wall and statues of all these biblical characters creeped me out big time. I spent one night, the sex was terrible, probably 'cos I was scared I was about to be struck down for my evil act, disappeared in the morning and never looked back. Save the statues for church I reckon.

    Comment by Juji [Member] — 06/06/06 @ 15:25

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