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I was bored the other night and while flipping through the channels, came across the Dr. 90210 show. Just about every person on there is either getting a breast augmentation, nose job, or lipo. Of course, these are "the norm" as far as making yourself look better is concerned. But then there was a woman having cheek implants replaced... and that brings me to my subject today.

Really fucked-up plastic surgery.

There are people out there that go for the obvious, and then others that totally go for really unusual things.

Take Jocelyn Wildenstein for an example. She has had so many surgeries that her face looks like something out of a horror movie...

Or there's the "catman" who had surgery and tattoos so that he would look like a cat... even with whiskers, sharpened fangs, and claws!

Those are a little extreme, but there are tons of people out there that are maybe just going a little too far... or maybe they're doing just what they want to do? What's your opinion? When does it go too far?

So... I don't know about everybody else, but I get tons of emails from Russians and Eastern Europeans looking for a love connection, especially here on Friendsation. I absolutely love the site and have met lots of really cool and interesting people on here, but I'm not really into those ladies myself. Anyway, I digress...

I know there are guys and gals out there that like Russians and Eastern Europeans, and there are various reasons for that.

First you have those people that just don't have the social skills required to meet a mate and make an arrangement with someone from another country... the whole "if you marry me, you get your citizenship" type of arrangement. But that's more of a business arrangement than a real attraction...

Second, there's the adventurous type. there are those that really love the accent of people from that part of the world. It's really exotic and interesting to meet people from other countries, and what better than actually having one living with you, 24/7? Not to mention, you would have the opportunity to actually travel back to their country and see things that most people would never be able to experience.

Third, the control freaks. What better way to control a mate than for them to have a language barrier? A friend of mine is interested in a "mail order bride" and his primary reason is to find a lady that can't speak any english... just so he can control her evey move.

So, as a final note, if there's anyone that reads my little blog that fits into the above categories of Eastern European/Russian lovers (or even one that I didn't note), please drop me a line... I have some men and ladies that you may be interested in...

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I hope everyone had a wonderful Valentines day this year... if you didn't have anyone special to spend it with, here are some things that could help you out:

Men:

www.advancedmasturbation.com is a great resource for single guys that have to service themselves. They even have evaluations of different lubricants, and each technique is accompanied by an animated GIF as a demonstration so you make sure you're doing it correctly.

Fleshlight. If you want a toy, this is probably the ultimate toy to have. Not only can you choose the orifice and color, you also have various interior sensations to make your experience even more enjoyable. Whether you like vaginal, oral, or anal sex, you'll be happy with this little toy, and the parts can be interchanged!

Women:

www.clitical.com has some really good advice and information about femal masturbation and techniques you should try.

As for hardware, women should look for a good vibrator, first and foremost... probably something that's small and has an adjustable vibration control so you can experiment with different speeds.

See? You can have fun, even without a partner... and sometimes that's the best fun to have...

Is a little pain mixed with your pleasure on Valentines day? Well, here are a couple of things you might want to look at...

Slappers and Floggers: Paddles, whips, and other things to spank with. There are such a variety of different things to choose from. Just about anything you could imagine. Does it really turn you on when the girls get the ruler from the priest in catholic school? Do you like paddling someone when they're bad? A good place to start is with floggers. You can get these in several different materials depending on what pain level you're wanting. Soft cloth to leather, and anything in between.

Clamps: Another fun thing to play with is clamps. There are clamps for many different puposes. Some are designed to clamp onto a part of your body and exert pressure for pain. Others have weights attached for stretching. And yet others have chains so that they can be attached to other body parts, or used as leashes.

Shockers: A spin-off from the invisible fence, there are devices that you can use to give a small electric shock to your lover. Depending on your use, there are prodders that you can use to poke them in different places, and there are also ones that can be attached to different parts of the body and can give a variable shock via remote control. They can be quite fun with the right games...

As always, you need to be careful using such items with your partner, and have very good communication to avoid ill feelings, or even hurting them more than you want.

Have fun!

If anyone is interested in some nice bondage gear for their loved ones... these are a couple of items to check out...

Wrist/Ankle restraints: These come in a very wide variety of styles and materials. My recommendation would be to NOT skimp on these. You'll want something that's very durable, but at the same time, comfortable. I'd say that leather is probably the best material, but only if they're lined with some kind of fur on the inside to prevent chafing. Make sure to get the proper size, too... and you may have to get different sets for different partners.

Thigh cuffs: these are really cool... Thigh cuffs go around your thighs, and have attachments for wrist cuffs on them so that you can restrain someones arms down to their side, while still giving them enough mobility to not get hurt if you're tossing them around. It also prevents them from being able to cover themselves up if you're playing humiliation games.

Bondage tape: for those of you that don't want to spend lots of money on a variety of diffferent bondage items, bondage tape is the answer. This stuff is a miracle of modern science, let me tell you. The tape will stick to itself, but not to skin or hair. Also, it's completely reusable. If you like to switch it up a lot, this is the way to go, for sure. It's comfortable, affordable, and you can make it as tight or loose as necessary. If you're new into bondage, this is where you need to start, for sure.

Well, that's it for now, but I'll have more interesting valentines gifts coming soon! If you want to purchase any of the things listed above, just google them, and you'll find a plethora of places to get them if they're not available in your town.

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