SunDub's Blog

This blog goes out to all of you interested in what the dating scene in Hawaii is like. You know what's interesting about over here is we didn't have dating growing up, we had if you're with them you're with them, end of story, pau, no one else.
This leads to two extremes: the couple that is still together since Jr. High or the individual who is swimming the scene from fish to fish. Somewhere in the middle with tendencies leaning to either side are the people who are together from having met in the young adult years.
So if you're a visitor there is a great chance you will find someone who is unattached. Some good places to start would be at some of the clubs.
Oceans, Pipeline, Mai Tai, Compadres, Dave and Buster's, and Brew Moon are all areas of congregation for young people. Mai Tai and Compadre are more laid back than the other places and a more semi casual attire is the norm. Unless it fits you, I advise against wearing any bright colored aloha shirts.
What's cool about all these places is that beautiful people flock to each for various drink and food specials. It's a great opportunity to network, meet new friends, or maybe something more (handsome, beautiful, freaky, longterm, more in general for sure)
Feel free to email or comment for any specific interests. For the next edition...
Reviews of the Bars Above(and more)
Best Late Night Place to Eat
Intro to Hawaii Creole(Pidgin)

Mahalo and Aloha to all.

Vol. 1.2

Intro: That's right, allow me to intro-duce myself, my name is J. That's J to the a s-o-n. Kay, enough of that, got the Chappelle stuck on the brain. The skit when keeping it real goes wrong. That gives an idea for the next section...

When Keeping It Real Local Goes All Da Kine Mess Up: Meet Mano. Mano's real name was Manuel but everyone wen call da po buggah Mano. K, anyway, bradah stay all cruising wit his chick wen one notha guy wen give her da look. Mano, coulda just been like, "Yeah das right, das my wahine." Mano could have said dat, den walkaway. But Mano had fo Keep it Real Local. Mano wen stop turn like one full 360, look da guy up and down, and said the deadliest word in all of pidgin... "Wot!!!" Wot po Mano neva know was dis guy had just got out da kine maximum security prison and he wasn't looking at da wahine he was looking at Mano. He started to walk over to Mano. Mano wen puff his chest like one fighting rooster and den make all taran-taran and walked over to da guy. Da otha guy wen false crack Mano, drop um, drop his pants, and bra, wasn't pretty, was so not pretty that I no can even imagine. Anyway, das what happens Wen Keeping It Real Local Goes All Da Kine. Stayed tuned fo next time. Aloooooooooha.

Hogan Know's Best: The Hulkster's line of the show is when his daughter Brooke stay all pissed off cause her younger brother gets away with more than her and she says something like it's cause I'm a girl. The younger brother get is girlfriend over and the Mom finds an empty condom wrapper, etc. it's great. Kay, anyway, Hogan says when she's complaining, "That's because boys can't get pregnant." He then goes on to do a number of things that crack me and I'm sure some of you up. Watch it. It's apparently so good VH1 airs it everyday like three times...

On VH1 and MTV: What I want to know is how do those networks get away with airing the same shows eight times in a row and having marathons everyday. What ever happened to the music. And I gotta say VH1 is a little better these days. I had like this realization that I'm getting old cause I'm in the VH1 is good generation. I remember watching something where they categorized those 25 and older as the VH1 crowd. WTF!!!

On the Moon: That'd be so cool if I was like on a wireless network on the moon. Yeah, right, keep dreaming. Anyway. The moon has been all nuts lately. Stay all yellow just like the moon in Thriller. For those of you that are hunger that is before Michael Jackson's wierdness was publicized. The Pre-Peter Pan Jackson Days. It's still one of the highest grossing album's ever. Shit, there is some more ancient history. I feel like writing blogs ages me, "What do you think Cap'n?"

Outtro: You ever notice that on rap albums there is an outtro? Why? I never heard of Outtroduction? Well this is the end of 1.2, stay irie, drink safely, or even better drink green tea. Aloha.

Vol 1.1

On restlessness: I think the anticipation of the upcoming semester and training has me up. Either that or it's my fucked up sleep schedule. Probably a combination of both. I just know I'm not tired. This is the first time I've watched the morning sky in I don't know how long. I've always been a sunset fan but could get used to this...

Why the movies this summer aren't so entertaining: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Dukes of Hazard, Bad News Bears, Herbie, even War of the World's are all remakes or old ideas resurrected. What's going on? If I was all buss I might think I was at a video rental place instead of a theatre. Most stories have a common theme but the same story. Maybe I'm just getting old...

Why Southern Rap is awesome... Southern Rap has always been a huge hit amongst my friends and I. On the one hand you got Outkast that is phenomenal and different everytime out. Then you got Ludacris and TI who are pretty catchy. Then you got the plain old I can rap about anything rap and still make millions. Sometimes it's ridiculous. I remember writing my own version of Juvenile's "Ha" was I was younger:

"I just woke up,ha, had to make a wee wee and brush my teeth teeth, ha. You think I'm joking, ha, you do it to, ha, that's right, ha, if you ain't aware I done rhymed it all back to ha."

Southern Rap... something good, something bad, something horribly catchy, a little sumpthin sumpthin fo all y'all playah's and playettes.

Procrastination. I'd like to know if there is something in DNA that when you hit a certain age you just start to procrastinate. I remember being able to read, play basketball, go out, play video games, and do all homework when I was little. Now it's like I do it all in three hour spans at a time, the other 21 hours are devoted to other ventures. What if life was like the movie Gattaca where the DNA was perfectly crafted? I'd make sure my kids didn't procrastinate. We all joke about it and whatnot and how we get the shit done anyway but seriously procrastination is a pain in the ass. Will I do what I need to have done after writing this. Nah, I think I'll eat or finally get to sleep.

Shameless Promotion of Random Things: Beer. Sunscreen. The Dollar Movies at Restaurant Row. The sunset. Coke(the drink). (fill in the blank)

For the birds: You ever watched birds fly. Those guys just like dive bomb everything. I had a bird nip my head as it flew overhead the other day. And if they aren't pulling off ridiculous flying stunts, trying to behead you, they are shitting on, at, or near you or your belongings.

Closing: It's ridiculous how the network reports conflict every five minutes. Too many agendas are convoluting the news. If I wanted an opinion from the news I'd read someone's blog. Far more entertaining and know what to expect. Kden, Aloha.