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02/13/06

May You Get Shot This Valentine's Day

Filed under: Posts — Juji @ 03:42:58 pm

When Cupid strung his bow and sent love-infused arrows shooting through the air, I'll bet the mischievous little imp had no idea of the drama he created. What pressure! I reckon so many of us feel like crap if we have no beau to shower us with love and kisses on this one day of the year. Commercialism sucks - big companies praying on people's emotions for the sake of a dollar. Maybe if I had a beau to shower me with love, I'd have a different attitude, but that's another story. Lucky for me, I have lots of love in my life and I don't need to receive an expensive, heart-shaped box of luscious, melt-in-the-mouth, rich, Belgian chocolates good enough to qualify as a mouth-fuck to know it.

However, should someone choose to bring me breakfast in bed, after a long, slow night of loving, massage my feet, take me to expensive restaurants for lunch and dinner, whisper sweet nothings in my ear all day about how fantastic I am, give me chocolates good enough to qualify as a mouth-fuck, and follow it all up with another long, slow night of loving, I wouldn't complain. However, I shall probably clip my toenails instead.

I was gonna write about all the fantastic things lovers can do on Valentine's Day in Melbourne, but given you're either single (or cheating on your partner) if you're on this site, don't know that I will. Come to think of it, singles can do most of the same things anyway with their friends, so here goes anyways.

- Eat some of those love-heart lollies we used to eat as kids. Read the messages to your friends, or send them to hot people at Friendsation.
- Grab a bottle of bubbles, hire a boat at Studley Park Boathouse, and cruise down the Yarra River.
- Visit Heidelberg's Heide Museum of Modern Art and take a lazy lounge on the grass under the gum trees.
- Have high tea at Cuppa Cottage in Sandringham, a really cute, old-world style tea house with a great gift shoppe.
- Picnic or have calamari on the beach at Half Moon Bay, Blackrock (Yeah, I know I'm stuck on that at the moment).
- Have a mineral water spa and massage at Dayelsford (Yeah, stuck on that too, and who wouldn't be)

So that us singles arew reminded that the majority of the population doesn't celebrate Valentine's Day, I'd like to know what you did on February 14th - even if it was polishing your shoes or de-fleaing your dog 'cos there's nothing wrong with that. Juji x

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Hey seven heads. Did we cuddle? Maybe I blinked and missed it. No matter, but tell me, was I good? You ever thought of a career change? I raced around town from job to job like a friggin' lunatic, was planning to do a strenuous yoga class and follow it with dinner at one of my favourite restaurants, but was so stuffed by the end of the day, I cancelled all, vegged on the couch in front of the Winter Olympics and eventually summoned enough energy to clip my toenails. Still, it was a very productive day. Tonight, after a strenuous yoga class, I might summon the energy to paint them. I ain't complaining though - it's all good!

Comment by Juji [Member] — 02/14/06 @ 22:55
It's all good in the hood. And you were terrific.... No worries!
Comment by (7)(7)(7)(7)(7)(7)(7) [Visitor] — 02/15/06 @ 10:28
Hey Juji, what did you end up doing for Valentines day? I sat in my room all day.
Comment by Linzalicious [Member] — 02/15/06 @ 15:22
I sat there.
Comment by Lindz (Impresario) [Visitor] — 02/16/06 @ 11:24
I forgot to tell you Juji.... The Vice President of the United States shot me on Valentine's Day. What a joker.
Comment by The Seven-Headed Beast [Visitor] — 02/16/06 @ 11:40
It was "bird shot pellets".... But Cupid said you can shoot me anytime with an arrow to get my rocks off you bad girl.
Comment by (7)(7)(7)(7)(7)(7)(7)(Beast) [Visitor] — 02/17/06 @ 11:11
So, you got a direct line to Cupid?
Comment by Juji [Member] — 02/17/06 @ 16:42
Is Valentine's Day a big deal in Australia? Lindz met an Ozzie dude on Friday night and played thumb wrestling all night in the bar. Way to go Lindz....did you kiss him?
Comment by Nwgirl38 [Visitor] — 02/18/06 @ 19:29
Hey, newgirl. You got a direct line to Lindz - and all the goss! Way to go. Yay to meeting an Ozzie. BTW, we don't thumb wrestle much downunder, but it sure could make for some interesting foreplay. I wonder if thumb wrestling dexterity is related to body-loving dexterity! Any thoughts anyone? So, did you kiss him or are you remaining true to your long-distance love? And, how long are his thumbs and does he have clean fingernails? I sure hope he's doin' a good job representing our blokes. If not, clip him one from me. Valentine's Day is pretty big in Oz. Restaurants get packed with starry eyed couples and I was once witness to a down-on-one-knee proposal and weeping-with-bliss future bride - but, as is probably the case in the state, it's a highly commercialised affair.
Comment by juji [Visitor] — 02/19/06 @ 02:16
I have a direct line to God, Nature and Linzalicious. Your reference to "Clip" an Aussie who is not representing correctly is very refreshing Juji.... I did not know you were a mobster from New Jersey. Have a nice day!
Comment by (7)(7)(7)(7)(7)(7)(7)(Beast) [Visitor] — 02/19/06 @ 11:08
Has Scott decided to take on multiple personalities?
Comment by nwgirl38 [Visitor] — 02/19/06 @ 12:10
I doubt it. 7s been charming to date (as in 'so far', not as in 'go out with'. Stil curious about thumb wrestling dexterity.
Comment by Juji [Visitor] — 02/19/06 @ 15:45
And all this time I thought I was Incognito... Your brilliant headliner who I 'went out with' several times gave away the secrets to this blog website (sadly now deleted). She was a congenital liar (before her debut on Friendsation) and after she was a stripper (nothing wrong with that BTW). Although I do think it interesting you(all) hang on my every word and that Kris Zalan stalked me for months with her lies and now wants to forget it all happened... On a side note... Juji you are too much!
Comment by Scott [Visitor] — 02/20/06 @ 12:36
We dont't hang - we just like to chat. So you can be quite charming after all! Restores my faith in human nature somewhat. Keep at it.
Comment by juji [Visitor] — 02/20/06 @ 18:03
My best friend has this kind of website. Itâ€™s so much better than this one. So you better go away from here
Comment by adria [Visitor] — 04/06/08 @ 15:27

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May You Get Shot This Valentine's Day

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