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Life's Little Embarrassing Moments

Filed under: Posts — Juji @ 03:09:02 pm

I have a tendency to put my big foot in it. Full of good intentions I am, but the number of times I make a total fool of myself has me wondering whether I have a missing gene or chromosome of something. Take, this last weekend for example. I was driving home after a day on the coast, and was busting for a wee. Naturally, there was no loo in sight. I drove along, squeezed tight and eventually started to break out into a holding-too-long-type-of-sweat. Up in the distant yonder, I finally spotted a convenience store. While not too keen on the prospect of peeing in a public loo in the middle of nowhere, my bladder was screaming at me to just get on with it.

It had one unisex toilet. So much for convenience! I entered the bathroom only to discover that the sliding door to the loo was seriously jammed. I repeat, so much for convenience. I have very long, metallic-silver fingernails at the moment (hopefully it's a passing phase) and managed to curl them around the door's edge through a tiny gap. Very careful not to break a nail, I pulled and yanked on the door with all my might. Sometimes these doors come off the tracking and get stuck and a bit of a shove the right way unsticks them. I'll have it open in a jiffy. Pull, yank, the door was proving to be a bit trickier than I hoped. I made sure I had solid footing, put all my weight into every gut-wrenching yank, and heaved and pulled to no avail. By now, I was looking like a boiled beetroot in a pot - red, sweaty and jigging up and down. Not one to be deterred by life's little challenges, I decided I would get that door open if my life depended on it. Another tactic maybe. Maybe if I just put my hands flat against the door and pushed, instead of trying to slide it open, then maybe the stupid thing would budge. Still no good! Back to strategy one. I wound my metallic-silver talons around the door's edge and gave an almighty heave with a good, hearty grunt.

"There's someone in here," said the toilet in a deep, gruff voice.

My eyes widened in horror, then I burst out laughing. I clapped my hands over my mouth so the poor guy couldn't hear me, and bits of spit were flying out everywhere. The idea of meeting this guy in the tiny washroom, after such a serious invasion of his privacy, was worse than death. I bolted, bustled myself out the door, tripped on the way through and landed face-to-face with some cleaning products on a low shelf. I think I created a spectacle. I slunk away into a corner and hid till I was sure the man was gone. With all this drama going on, the urge to pee had passed, but I went anyway in case I created some sort of humiliating scene further along the road.

Thinking back to other embarrassing moments, I realise this isn't even the worst one, but I'd be writing a book if I were to tell you about all of them. Hey, now there's an in idea. Okay, so fess up. What have been some of your most embarrassing moments? And, on the subject of nails, are you into scratching? Being the scratcher or the scatchee? A guy I knew always wanted his bum scratched and I'd feel like telling him to scratch his own, especially when it came to his balls - it's kinda reminiscent of a dog havin' a good ol' scratch in the park - not a visual I particularly like to entertain during foreplay! Juji x


  1. That was hilarious...why in the hell didn't he say something when you were trying to bust down the door? A girl would have been screaming hysterically in a few seconds.

    Comment by nwgirl38 [Visitor] — 02/27/06 @ 21:28

  2. Obviously he was a nube and, true to the majority of the male race, a poor communicator. If it were me, I'da been hollerin'.

    Comment by juji [Visitor] — 02/28/06 @ 13:54

  3. Juji, that is funny I cant believe the guy didnt say anything either. It was probably some old gramps doing his crossword puzzle and didnt even hear you.

    Comment by Linzalicious [Member] — 02/28/06 @ 13:57

  4. you should have pissed in his pocket.

    Comment by Hawkwind [Member] — 02/28/06 @ 15:19

  5. Hey Kathleen, I reckon maybe he was so freaked out by the events, he was just plain gobsmacked for a bit. I bet he'll never forget that particular visit though. If it were me, I'd probably suffer toilet problems for some time. I also have this visual of being in a line-up and being asked to show my fingernails! Ridiculous!

    Comment by Juji [Visitor] — 03/01/06 @ 18:21

  6. One of my most embarrassing moments was falling in love with a teacher, thinking he was desparately in love with me too, and then bringing it out in the open - only to have him say he didn't feel like that towards me at all!

    Comment by crushed [Visitor] — 03/01/06 @ 18:36

  7. Have you read "He's Just Not That Into You"? Maybe that's a no brainer. Still, being someone who bites the bullet and often asks guys out, I know what it's like to feel utter rejection. Can be soul destroying...momentarily at least.

    Comment by Juji [Visitor] — 03/02/06 @ 04:40

  8. My most embarrasing moment was when my sis found me "self-pleasuring" myself in the bathroom...i thought the door was locked...that was the only place for privacy growing up. By the way...I was only 14. :)
    She told me later that she didnt know it could get so big...she was only 16

    Comment by Jimmi1 [Member] — 04/18/06 @ 11:02

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    Comment by Raju [Visitor] — 04/06/08 @ 11:08

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