Juji's Blog

01/16/06

BRT - Band Replacement Therapy

Filed under: Posts — Juji @ 03:30:19 pm

So, my fav band has just split up. There goes three nights per week of being frivolous, chilling, laughing, drinking, dancing and pissing blues off into the wind. Thursday, Friday and Sunday nights were gig nights. I arranged my life around them. I could now sit around and lament. I could ring the guys up 'cos I know them and beg and plead and cry and dribble. I could ask them to re-arrange their lives and get back together for the sole and entire purpose of keeping my social life intact. I could run down the street naked screaming like a mad woman (always wanted to do that), or I could slit my wrists. But, being the woman of substance I am, I shall lament, cry, dribble, perhaps do the naked dash ('cos now I have a good excuse), and then move on.

After all, it's a great opportunity, right? I mean I now need to get off my comfy arse (ass in your lingo I think), actually be proactive and find myself new social outlets. I need to think about what I want to do and where. I need to do a little research and, god forbid, make some decisions. Furthermore, I may even need to make some plans.

So, these are my thoughts, and any suggestions you have are much appreciated:

- Connect with all of the friends I've seriously neglected while being a groupie (without the sex).
- Open my mind to the fact that there are other good bands around (and consider having sex with them).
- Do some Latin dance classes (which are just about as good as sex).
- Have lots of sex. (No comment necessary).

What the hell am I gonna do with myself? Juji x

7 comments

Comments

There is no greater joy than expressing one's art, no matter what form it takes. Let those words come tumbling out. When I get blocked in my writing, nothing else seems to work well. It's like if we don't let it flow, then everything else seems to get stuck too. So if anyone's got anything to add, stretch that mouth and let it all come out. Keep at it, Juji Fan. You may become my new fav band! Jujix
Comment by Juji [Member] — 01/18/06 @ 20:16
I wouldn't mind tapping that ass... I mean arse. But I don't want to get too fresh over these airwaves.
Comment by Juji Fan [Visitor] — 01/19/06 @ 12:27
Juji, are you talking to yourself again?
Comment by Linzalicious [Member] — 01/19/06 @ 19:59
Fresh is fine - stretch that mouth to let it all hang out remember. And what's with the US spelling of arse - in my lingo, an ass is a donkey. Is an ass someone with a donkey's arse? Come to think of it, what exactly does a donkey's arse look like? Is it similar to a horse's arse? ...Mmmm...yes I think I need to replace my band....or I might start talking to myself.

PS. I fell asleep in the sun at stunning Fairhaven beach on Victoria's surf coast the other day. If a donkey's arse is red (I think some baboons have a red arse - at least in our zoos), then I'm lookin' a bit like an ass.

Onward however, it shall fade into a stunning tan.

Comment by Juji [Member] — 01/19/06 @ 23:37
Heeeee----Hawwww.....
Comment by Juji Fan [Visitor] — 01/20/06 @ 12:34
Huh? While that sounds terribly romantic (and I hope you're not telling me to get off), what does it mean? My limited understanding of the Latin languages thinks "parler" means to talk - so you've definitely come to the right place. Anyone else got a translation? And, what is it about the French language that makes me go all wobbly?
Comment by Juji [Member] — 01/22/06 @ 17:25
XOXOXXX...!
Comment by Juji Fan [Visitor] — 01/23/06 @ 10:52

01/16/06

BRT - Band Replacement Therapy

Comments

Leave a comment