LMC's Blog

So- I went home... to see my friends and family again last weekend... boy oh boy did we drink! People reading this are probably going to take me for quite a lush- but - eh oh well... SO- I went home on Friday- spent a bit of time with my fam before meeting my best friend, Crystal, at the bar. We used to spend a fair amount of time at my fav bar Sharkys~ but within the last month or so Crystal has started dating a new guy- um... Ryan- whos a bar tender at Ferrelli's- so we've been going there instead. So- I get there at about 10:30 or so to find my first three shots of tequila have already been ordered for me and were sitting on the table at the bar- ready for me to take down. Well, any one who knows me knows that I love tequila! This is a love-affair that started during my first trip to Mexico (which is another very long story!). When ever I drink tequila you know it's going to be a party! The thing is- I don't take lime or salt- so it's become kind of a joke- "hey watch her- she's hard core". SO- I take the three shots in a row-P.I.M.P- with everyone's attention- and didn't make a face! My eyes teared up a little- but no face was made, but a smile! So- we sat and just had a great time laughing and making jokes! I don't really know how it happened but we both ended up getting pretty hammered! Crystal got a lot more drunk than I did tho! She was being even more aggressive than usual- a guy would look and me and she was like, "are you bothering my best friend!?!" I thought it was kind ok funny tho! So- I wanted to leave at like 1am- but of course we shut the bar down. SO- I was driving Crystal home- since breaking up with Paul she's been staying with her mom (and her mom's new fiance`). They have been nice about letting her stay- but her mom's fiance` is getting tired of her being there and coming in all drunk early in the morning on weekends. So- we have been in the car for about three minutes- Crystal has her cell phone in one hand and a lit cigarette in the other- I'm talking away to her and I look over and she's completely freakin passed out! I took her cigarette from her and tried to get her to wake up... with no luck. Her head was flopping around life less and she's slumped over! I was cracking up- and silently praying that she wouldn't puke in my car! So- we get to her mom's house and I decided that it would be easier to just get the door open before I get her out of the car- Well, after like 10 minutes of trying to get the door open I tried to wake Crystal- slapping her and shaking her with no luck! So- I left her mom a note- 'cause I'm a nice girl- and took her back to my parents house. I opened her door to get her out and had to lift her legs out for her- when I tried to pull her out of the car she knocked us both down! I'm laying on the ground cracking up and she finally woke up a bit! She woke up and decided that she had to pee- right now! So- she pees in my parents front yard! I was laughing so hard I almost joined her! I so wished for a camera! So- after a few more falls I get her inside- then comes the stairs... she decided to take them one at a time- on her ass! Once down stairs I told her that I'd go get her something to wear to bed and by the time I get back down stairs she is butt-ass-naked! So- then I had to dress her drunk ass! It was the funniest- but exhausting night I've had in a while! I'm pretty sure that she would kill me if she knew that somewhere out there I am making this story available to other people! LOL!! What are best friends for!?!