a new breed of women
so the need for human interaction has been completely obliterated. last night my girlfriend was reading this south american magazine called soho, which is a latin american version of maxim (but much more about pop culture and much more tastefully done). and there was an article about this things called love dolls. eventually her excitement over such a weird concept pulled me away from harry potter and the half-blood prince. and there they were.
love dolls are life sized replicas of women that you can custom order to have sex with. you can even get a girl with porn star sized breasts. she has three holes and she even has a suction system built in so that no man will ever have to beg for a blow job again. they come in all difference races, different sizes, different everything. some make noise. some talk. some even move and arch their backs for you. some menstruate and some pee. and of course, they even get wet.
these pretty little sex partners only cost about $4,000 and were designed by a special effects artist. they even come with a cleaning kit.
so what will be the effect of these dolls? i think these dolls will help curb sex crimes. if men start buying these dolls, they'll start having sex with inanimate objects and never need to have a real woman again. maybe there won't be any more rapes. maybe a wife will buy this for her husband so he doesn't go around having affairs. nobody will need to pay for a prostitute anymore. geeks will have a playmate for those lonely nights in their dorm rooms. less and less girls will get pregnant and overpopulation will be curbed. these love dolls will make the world a safer better place for everybody.
so go get yours today. http://www.realdoll.com/