How To Measure A Penis
Most men seem to have done this but, in an informal survey I have found that most also do it incorrectly. So, to help those of you who need to know:
Finding The Penis Length and Circumfrence
The penis length is measured in a straight line on the top side of the erect penis, from the skin of the belly to the tip of the penis.
The width, girth, or fatness is an important aspect of a penis. Most people have a penis that is either long and thin, or short and fat. Some really fortunate people have a long, fat one. You will generally be able to recognize them as the ones next to their perpetually smiling mates.
Please keep in mind that there's more to pleasure than simply having a large penis. The expression "it's not what ya got, it's how ya use it" has never been more appropriate than when considering a penis's usefulness.
1. Stimulate the penis anyway you'd like until it is hard as a rock. If getting the penis rock hard is a problem, you may want to try one of the modern supplements, such as Viagra.
2. Place your ruler on the skin of the belly, at the base of the erect penis. Don't press in against your belly.
3. Press the ruler against the penis and read the nearest quarter-inch measurement at the tip of the penis.
4. Record this number in your handheld, laptop or other device. Alternatively, you can actually write it down, but don't lose it!
5. Put the end of a tape measure or piece of string at the widest part of the penis and wrap it carefully around one time. Mark the spot where the tape measure or string first touches itself. If you use string, take the marked string and lay it against the ruler used in the previous step and measure to the nearest quarter-inch.
6. Record the circumference measurement.
7. Repeat both measurements two more times, preferably with different erections and preferably on different days, recording the results along with your first measurement because erections can vary slightly depending on your level of arousal, time of day, room temperature or how long it's been since you were last aroused. If you find that you have the same erection on all those different days, either cut back on the Viagra or SEEK IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION, especially if you are in pain.
Calculate The Penis Size
Average the 3 numbers you recorded for penis length by adding up the 3 numbers, then dividing the total by 3. This is your average penis length. Do the same calculaton with the measurements you recorded for penis circumference. Now you know just how big it is!
The average erect penis length is about 6 inches, depending on what data or medical studies you consult. I have no idea whatsoever of average penis circumference. If you'd like to post your findings here, we can calculate that information and share the advice with others.