it is built stronger and catchier.
I've been developing this theory that Phil Collins had a dynamic hit-creating machine. Working at a retail store I tend to hear Phil Collins a lot and his songs get stuck in my head like worms, no matter how non-sensical they are. What the heck is a Sudio anyway? So I figure when he needs a new record he just walks over to his machine (which I picture to be like a UNIVAC), dials in some parameters, moves a couple vacuum tubes and then waits for the results. It probably takes a couple minutes (to crunch the numbers) then prints out the sheet music for a brand new hit single. That's not to say he didn't write some timeless classics ("In the Air Tonight") but some songs ("I Can't Dance") support my theory.
But Phil Collins's hit creation has tapered since the early 90s so you have to wonder where that machine is now. Did he have enough money and just the right amount of fame to be happy? Did he quit while he was ahead? What of the machine?
My theory: Gwen Stefani has it.
The machine has been tweaked and recalibrated for Gwen's act and talents but the symptoms are still there (infectious songs with "interesting" lyrics). I don't think she had it for No Doubt but her solo album certainly exhibits the hits-creation machine's work. I think she probably figured with the explorative direction her band is heading in there is a distinct possibility they will spin off into a some artistic (less money-making) endeavor and leave themselves high and dry. Gwen wants to make art but also wants to make money. Therefore she's packing in the hits while she can, punching up songs that contain lines like "take a chance, you stupid ho'." Just bleedingly infectious songs. Songs you can't stop singing. The software has clearly been upgraded for Gwen's solo trapsing around the music scene. This also begs the question: how did Gwen get access to such a machine?
Gavin Rossdale.
The mid-90s were very good to Gavin and his cohorts in Bush. The songs were catchy and came at just the right time. And those lyrics had to be machine-generated (where I think Phil Collins and Gwen Stefani took the time to grammatically edit the print-out lyrics, Rossdale just ripped out the sheet and put it down on wax). Phil Collins, upon realizing his goals as a musician, gave the machine to his fellow countryman (they were born six miles apart). Once Gavin got his worth out of it and decided to fade away for a while, Gwen asked to use it briefly to get all she could in before it would be passed on to the next British act.
Who knows how far back this goes? The Stones? The Beatles? It's not just crazy. It's bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
~ nick