Straight Up

07/08/05

Welcome!

Filed under: Life — Hawkwind @ 10:29:23 am

Hey dudes welcome to my first column/blog whatever you want to call it for Friendsation.com. Apparently this thing is called Straight Up with Jed which kinda makes me think about those health videos they would play for you in school because the teacher couldn't handle talking about sex with a bunch of 8th graders. All we really wanted to know was A. can you get pregnant from giving dudes blowjobs and B. How many beers can you put in your ass without getting alcohol poisoning? Btw I'll tell you the answers to these questions at the end here.

Anyway the point of this column is to provide you with some weekly entertainment while you're checking out the website. We'll talk about sex, relationships, how far is too far at family reunions, you know all that confusing stuff that young adults go through.

You can feel free to ask me anything you like and even if I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about it'll at least be funny to try and see what I come up with. It's like I said to this chick one time that only fucked Latin guys. "Just give me a shot and if it's really bad I'll take you out for tacos tomorrow."

I'm now really wishing I hadn't just told you that. Anyway since I did, I'll tell you that I'm guessing she still only fucks Latin guys.

Oh and before I forget hopefully we'll have a woman here shortly that will kind of act like my counterpart. We're thinking kind of like a female Dr. Drew, someone who knows a lot about the human body and can answer questions clinically in a way the average person could understand. Or even just some chick with big cans would be cool too.

So thanks for looking and hopefully you'll all be in touch soon.

P.S. the answers were 1 beer and yes if she spits into her vagina.

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Oh Jed, you neeeeeeeed a female counterpart, just to reign in your ass when you get carried away. In fact, she should be me! Damn straight. I have a medical digree, am not shy to talk about anything, and finally....I do have big cans. ;) What more could you ask for?

P.s the chances of some chick being about to spit INTO her vagina and not just in the vacinity is pretty fuckin' rare. If she can do that, she deserves to be pregnant!
Comment by WickedGame [Member] — 07/10/05 @ 14:52
While I do not have a medical degree, I think I'd like to try for that position - and Im not talking about spitting in my vagina either (I could just get someone else to do that for me). But I would like to try for the bloging position not as a medical practitioner but rather someone who has more "field" experience. I do also have big "cans"...
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 07/11/05 @ 00:04
Hey Dr. Big cans can I spit in your vagina? By the way Dr. Big cans sounds kind of hot. Maybe you should change your nick name. I imagine people will be more inclined to read what you have to say if they know you have big bewbs.

Luv,
Pretend Dr. Miss Perky
Comment by tinytoes [Member] — 07/12/05 @ 15:18
Ladies, Gents, and whomever else is in the mix- my firts blog entry is done. Feel free to check it out!
Comment by Red [Member] — 07/13/05 @ 15:50
well Jed you've got all the BIG CANS around here replying lol! I just wanna say that someone gave me this site while I was chatting on www.talk121.com, and I am glad. This website is great and I'm telling people about it on talk121 and I've also told all of my friends back in Florida. I work in Saudi Arabia and you're website is what I check out whenever my Boss isn't around!!!!! lol, I just hope for my sake that HE doesn't know about this site...well at least until he retires or I get a new job! :-)
Comment by insatiable4fun [Member] — 07/16/05 @ 03:08

07/08/05

Welcome!

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