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08/15/05

Portugal Part Dos pronounced doish

Filed under: Life — Hawkwind @ 09:11:35 am

So when I post that I want my future girlfriend to die of cancer I get 125 comments but when the subject is about the hottest girls and guys in the world or where to get laid nobody seems to care. You dudes are sick.

Anyway at the moment Im in the airport in Lisbon. The reason being is that its a holiday in Portugal today. Nobody knows what holiday it is but they know that they have the day off of work. The problem for me is that I have to go all the way to the airport to get an internet connection as none of the Internet Cafes in town our open. The other problem with this is that it seems like everyday is a holiday in Lisbon. Whenever I try to go anywhere here they are always closed for the day.

So last night my friend and I are watching Portuguese TV and they have this show here called Felis o Unfelis or something along that spelling. Basically it means Faithful or UnFaithful. The premise is that they send a hooker to a guys house while his girlfriend or wife is away and they try to see if hell cheat on her. They film the whole thing hidden camera style and then play it back for the spouse in front of a live audience. Its kinda like that show in the states called Cheaters. I dont know how many of you have seen that one but it made some list for Best of Reality Show moments when the host of the show was actually stabbed by a jealous woman.

The difference with Faithful or UnFaithful is that they show the woman seducing a man by stripping in front of him and rubbing her body all over him. I dont speak Portuguese so I missed their introduction but thats not really the point. The point is the audience which mind you is filled with a bunch of old women are sitting there with bated breath for the big moment. That comes when the woman pulls down the mans pants to reveal his hard on. The audience shrieks with laughter and the host who kind looks like a gay Jay Leno runs over to the monitor and puts a broom over the mans penis. The next bit of the show is where the audience votes on whether or not the man will cheat on his spouse by fucking the hooker. The audience gets down on their knees and pray that he doesnt. Im not making this shit up. I forgot to tell you this whole time the scorned woman is standing in front of the audience screaming that the hooker is fat or that her husbands genitals are small. Again Im not making this shit up.

Basically my point is that Europe and the States are equally fucked. They really need to tone down the nudity and sex over here. Even cartoon frogs have dicks. And in the States we really need to tone down the violence. You get desensitized to both and I personally would like to be a little more excited about sex and a little less when it comes to violence.

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The show sounds hilarious but sad at the same time. In Europe everything is about sex and unfortunately we have too much testerone in the USA. So how did the show end? Do the husbands do the deed? I would say most men do it...
Comment by nwgirl38 [Member] — 08/15/05 @ 14:11
i would guess most of them do. if the wife went to the extent of having a television show hire a hooker to tempt the guy chances are hes not that happy with her to begin with. whats going on in the wifes head though? having your husband possibly cheating on you on live television before the eyes of your friends, parents, brothers, sisters, relatives, in laws, co workers seems a bit too much for me. put that on top of having your husband cheating on you with a woman much more attractive than you in front of your very eyes and you got a recipe for a psycho middle age suspect with a gun shooting bunnies and puppies left and right. why not get a private eye to look for evidence? or hire a hooker yourself and put a wire on her? or many other oh so much more private possibilities. i guess the only upside would be the husband getting recognized by the girl hes hitting on at the bar as the "sleazy guy with the small dick and the undescended testicle who was on that show that one time"

as for the girlfriend dying thing you get a lot more attention from people if you offend them in some way. "oh my god, he cant be truthful about this" or "how can he be so shallow" or my personal favorite "why does my peanut butter sandwich taste like raw eggs?"
if you want someones attention, tell them they're ugly. tell them their religion is stupid. tell them you agree with the current government and its policies. ask them if they've considered plastic surgery.

that'll get their attention.
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/15/05 @ 14:40
I think that it is really small minded of you to decide that there is too much nudity over in Europe. To me there is not enough in America, we are so prudish when it comes to the human body and talking about sex and sexuality we are making people think negitivly about their bodies. My roommate is slim, tall and blonde but all she can focus on is that she needs to lose 20 lbs, she also thinks she is not attractive and can't even wear a bikini. I am short and fat but I believe that it is far more important to be healthy then it is to be slim. Sure I could lose the weight if I got my stomach stapled or started taking diet pills that will make me die 10 years before I should. But I choose not to, I am a healthy, beautiful, sexual girl who while I don't show my body off in public (it isn't really fair to make others look at my fat) I am not ashamed of my body, I am not afraid of my body or my sexuality. I think that if America allowed more of the human body to be seen and sexuality to be discussed in public more, instead behind closed doors, then people would be more excepting of others and see that different is good, that change it good and be more happier with themselves. My Mother is from Australia so I grew up in a more European way, and I am damn glad.

PS I know this is a bit disjointed and sorry but I am in a hurry.
Comment by Jacqui [Member] — 08/15/05 @ 17:24
Although I agree about Europe and other foreign countries being more open to sexual culture I have to say that I think the United States has a good balance. I for one appreciate the sensorship here among sexually explicit materials. Take a look at countries like Thailand and Philippines where there are no real boundaries for sex. Those people seem to accept sex as something open and this results in numerous brothels, child prostitution, and open sensorship on T.V. To me it seems too much, too soon. The earlier you learn about something, the more apt you are to exploring it. I think the US is slowly approaching less sensorship. I remember when if you didn't have HBO or Cinemax there was no chance you would see any or even implied sex on t.v. and now it's there on primetime! And after 10 o clock, there are less "rules" for shows to follow. Jed, that show reminds me of something I used to watch in Italy growing up and I believe it was called "Colpo Grosso." Anyway the show had a bunch of hot Vegas-style showgirls where contestants (mainly horny middle aged men) had to pick which girls had hidden stars underneath their tops taped to their tits and once picked, they had to strip down. Obviously these men didn't really want to win, rather would have kept guessing wrong resulting in more and more girls stripping down to nothing. I mean, shit like that I don't think kids need to be watching. The last thing I knew as a kid I wanted to see was waking up Saturday morning, sitting in front of the t.v. and pressing on to see two cartoon foxes fucking which by the way the male was conveniently called Mr. Fok which in Italian was pronounced like "fuck". But I did have an alternative, the next channel down was about a Medieval looking knight probably named "Yohan" raping a young princess. Ah, Saturday morning t.v., gotta love it. The older I get the more I learn how affected we are by our childhood and youth and I just think that it's better to keep the sensors.
Comment by KZalan [Member] — 08/15/05 @ 19:35
Well I for one cant really see the difference, here in the US brothels (otherwise called Asian Spas) in the Suburban vincity where I reside really caught me off guard, as I thought it was really a "spa" where I could get my bikini area waxed (little did I know) Child prostitution is huge here just its not called that but cruise the streets of any given city and see the streetwalkers, strippers and yea underground porn these kids are infact getting younger and younger, and if they are not doing it for money...look at the stats of our kids having sex at a much earlier age - we're not that much different from the Phillipines, I remember growing up and watching Popeye the Sailor and that was just sick I mean here is Bruto (the big guy) forever sexually harrassing Olive who by the way was a major flirt but he was always kidnapping her and forcing himself on her..talk about Sat. morning television. My point is it really dosent matter one way or the other, Internet porn is easily accessible to all ages, school teachers are fucking more students, Maury Povich has alot of material on "Whos my baby daddy" where half the guests are under 18, whats the difference again? Reality television the greatest thing to happen since apple empanadas at Taco Hell -I mean you get to view people's reactions to almost anything, surviving the extreme, lying, schemeing, falling iin love with complete strangers wheter it be for love or money, plastic surgery becomes a more comfortable option (even I have considered going shopping) all of a sudden...my beloved Jeopardy has become quite.. boring.
I guess my point is - it really dosent matter sensors or not!
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/16/05 @ 11:30
The point isn't about sensorship itself. It's the bigger picture and yes, child prostitution and brothels are present in the US but you have to admit it is not as prevalent in other countries. Over there, it has become a lucrative business where girls as young as 13 can be bought as "virgins" and "bar fined" by men at no age barrier. Here in the States, men who do that are considered child molesters and pedophiles, over there, they are merely customers and welcomed. I've been to Thailand and Philippines and seen it first hand and it is NOTHING like the US. Not only are they doing business in the worse parts of town, but they make our crackhouses here look like 5 star resorts and that's the sad truth. Maybe we are the same, but last I checked MOST families in the US are not encouraging their daughters to sell their "cherry" whereas over there the parents are selling their own chidren and condoning it. But hey, for everyone who wants less sensorship and a more openly sexual culture I hope you are understanding when that time comes when kids are being targeted for these sexual businesses. All this for more tits and ass on t.v. and advertising? Is it really worth it? There's a time and place for that and should not include young children's access, they already have enough as it is.
Comment by Guest [Visitor] — 08/16/05 @ 17:14
Lets not forget while the internet has become the gateway of access to children regarding porn and adult content. Think parental codes prevent this - think again. I understand that the Phillipines' brothels makes the US crack houses look like a 5 star but have you visited the true ghettos of our own major cities..yes parents do pimp their children to pay rent or to support drug habits, 2020 just recently did a piece on the increasing rate of runaway kids lost to prostitution and drugs.. right here - in the US.. maybe its not as "bad' you say as the Philippines, what number constitutes bad? It is terrible but it is happenning now even as we all shrugged off Nicole Kidman sitting naked in a tub (or the allusion of it) with a little boy who had it in for her, maybe we shoulnt enjoy any of Angelina Jolie fuck scenes where tits an ass propped against a wall suddenly made her one of the sexiest women in Holly wood. I personally enjoyed Antonios ass and passionate lovemaking in his last 2 movies but in any of these circumstances the crime rate didnt go up because of Nicole Kidman or because of Antonio's butt shots..If kids dont see it on television then mom has it on cable, if not on cable maybe in the vast video collection at the back of the night stand, maybe they could log online and talk to Uncle Tom disguised as someone their own ages, Im not saying to publicise smut 24-7 Im just saying that with the internet, ault business booming, lucrative money to be made on sex, a show with a bunch of old bloaks watching a cheating wife catch her husban in the act is not going to deter or increase crime significantly..its already too easily accessible. Thats all Im saying,
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/16/05 @ 20:00
There is a huge difference between the businesses here and the businesses there. There is a reason 20/20 has to cover the story here. Here, it is somewhat of an underground thing, places like Thailand, which have been named the "Disneyland for Pedophiles" would never be covered by the news because it's out in the open and know one sees it as a big deal! I'm sorry, but tell me where in the US can you physically walk into a "business" place and actually buy a child prostitute and not counting some pimp on the corner that can secretly garnish the goods within minutes. You seem to think we're on equal grounds with places like Thailand and that's just absurd. It is a whole different market over there and if you absolutely need numbers then it's 800,000 to 2 million child prostitutes, 20% of which are under the age of 18. Find me statistics in the US that double that number or better yet equal that and I'll throw in the towel. There's a reason that Europeans and Americans make up for the success of those businesses simply because they don't have access here! But whatever, I won't waste anymore time here. I don't want to take part in a site or blog where members can't follow correctly or better yet spell correctly. Good luck, I suggest a spell check for those grammatically challenged.
Comment by Guest [Visitor] — 08/16/05 @ 22:06
Wow, didn't see all that coming. Geez, I had no intention of starting a debate club. I'm almost sorry I offered my opinion. And I can spell damnit!
Comment by KZalan [Member] — 08/16/05 @ 22:23
Well for those of us who are are gramatically challenged Id have to say I could be helped by spell check but to those of us who are hard of comprehending its a totally different method of change isnt it? First of all Im sorry if you were a child prostitute ( im guessing here) but my point flew totally over your head probably by your unnecessary use of stats whereas my point was one person or a million people it really dosent matter any human life is significant, why would it be much horrible there and less of a plight here, are you mad? Child prostituion is devastating here as well as there, my point indicates that it really dosent matter how open the media is on sex and censorship, whereever there is poverty there is bound to be a presence of child prostituton, drug use and violence/crime - you dont have to be European or Pacific Islander or to know that - and you know what I really didnt think that Cheaters increased the crime rate significantly,neither does the WWF or oscar Del la Hoya (however you spell that)-
Obviously you need to sign in, get a username and pull that super tight wedgie out your narrow ass..hows that for a suggestion.
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/16/05 @ 22:42
Oh and BTW..Quoting your own source (one shoul completely read inforation before they go shooting off at the mouth or fingers in your case I saw your source that you quoted your stats, let this gramatically challenged person explain your very on stats to you...
"It is estimated that the number of prostitutes in Thailand ranges from 800,000 to 2 million. Among which 20% of Thailand Prostitutes are 18 or younger.(â€œDisneyland for Pedophilesâ€)

First of all your credibility sucks because you are now fabricating evience or just numerically challenged ..this is from your source ... 800000-2mill prostitutes in general not CHILD PROSTITUTES of that 20 % are child prostitutes lets see that puts it at what 400 000 child prostitutes? Now lets go to the US where accoring to your bullshit evienence we have an insignificant rate lets see

Between 300,000 and 800,000 children in the United States are in danger of sexual or commercial exploitation; the average age a child first enters prostitution is 11-14, and some are as young as 9, he said. (U.S. Helsinki Commission in Washington- US Justice Dept.)
it never ceases to amaze me... given this information it is evient that it is equally a problem but as I said one person- one million whats the difference its devastating regardless...For the record the Population of the US is over 281 mil ..population of Thailand is 61,230,874
need I say more.

Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/16/05 @ 23:44
Just loving this gals! Hate the distressing topic but great to discuss it out in the open and hear your strong feelings on the subject. As for speeling, this is a bloog for gods skae. Let's not be too preshus about prefect punctuashion, gramma and sintax when our future generation is being exploited and damaged by the fuckheads on our planet.
Comment by Juji [Member] — 08/16/05 @ 23:46
lol ...Juji thats what Im screaming I also have a new laptop and the buttons are flat so my typing has been off..you know I swore since my last retractinon towards Jed that Id be more civilized and sensitive when blogging, and I tried up until blog #5 until I was gramatically attacked lol...Oh well !
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/17/05 @ 00:12
haha .welcome back shiv aka icequeen. this place was a bore when you were gone! boy Im glad youre back!And setting the place on fire. I have to say I have to agree with Ice queen on this- whats up with whoever that was. Well Shiv, how has it been going? Where the hell have you been? Cool new name ! I have to get used to it, dont go too far now, I need some excitement in life haha hothead!
Comment by shari [Member] — 08/17/05 @ 00:25
my point was that itÂ´s great to have an open dialogue about sex and viloence i just donÂ´t need to see frogs with cocks everywhere and i dont understand why I enjoy COPS.
Comment by Hawkwind [Member] — 08/17/05 @ 10:35
lol...I have to say frogs with cocks are a little unreal (I've had frogs legs before I wonder what Frogs cock would taste like hmmm... not too filling I would imagine.) Hey but I understan what youre saying .. I often wondered as a 5 yr. old child if under all those feathers if big bird had a dick or a vagina, was earnie and bert from Sesame street gay? did kermit have a cock? Why was miss piggy always so horny and could a frog and a pig mate? I guess we can blame Sesame Street for a sexually fucked up generation. While that is so I particularly enjoy violence in my sex.. and sex in my violence - Vampire movies make me sooooo aroused if yout think about it, a legion of vampires emerges out from under satin sheets and just satisfies you to the ultimate orgasm only to satrt feasting on your blood therefore taking you to immortality - hot..
On a more casual note I thoroughly enjoyed watching Tyson take off a bit of Holyfields ears (classic) hey Jed would it make a difference if it were Chicks with Dicks (as opposed to frogs with cocks) I mean would that make for an interesting programme? Just wonering?

Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/17/05 @ 12:02
On the real I've heard of hermaphrodite frogs or frogs that were mutated because of contact with DDT and other pesticides..They are very common here in the US. How home we never disected those in biology?
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/17/05 @ 12:16
because they are creatures of satan. more obsurely known as 'stan'
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/17/05 @ 14:39
hmm.. I thought in Chinese cultures frogs are a sign of good luck. lol..
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/17/05 @ 15:25
no, youre getting them and pokemons mixed up :P
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/17/05 @ 16:22
Wow talk about going from not so serious to serious to crazy as hell serious back to WTF are they talking about? Hermaphrodite frogs
Comment by Jacqui [Member] — 08/17/05 @ 17:15
dont forget pokemons.
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/17/05 @ 17:38
Frogs with cocks and chicks with dicks....Aargghhhh...you guys are insane and I love it. Great to see you and your warped mind back Alex.

The frogs with cocks did get me thinking though. I mean if princesses drop a royal kiss on an amphibian's slimy mush and it turns into a hot, handsome and highly fuckable prince, what the hell would happen if she wrapped her lips around its albeit hypothetical cock?
Comment by Juji [Member] — 08/17/05 @ 17:53
I could read all the comments or just read one comment and then be kind of freaked out...I missed all the talk about the frogs and frankly based on the post, I don't think I actually want to find out. BTW, I love Cheaters, it's one of my favorite shows - but I think a lot of it is staged. It's mainly filmed in my hometown in Dallas - but I've never been out when they've gotten caught before (very sad).
Comment by xtrashorty [Member] — 08/17/05 @ 21:47
I always did like that story about the Princess and the frog, I m thinking if frogs have a little penis that would be one disappointed princess but if it were a mutated frog (hermaphrodite frog) wouldnt it be like hitting the lottery (assuming the pricess was bisexual) but she be a freak anyways having kissed that slimy, slippery, veiny, ugly, warty ...frog I mean.
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/17/05 @ 23:57
that would be a jackpot for a bi princess indeed. i would assume that if the frog grows into a prince then the itty bitty froggy dicky would turn into a penis as large and handsome as the prince himself, but you never know, some of the most attractive guys have nothing but a q-tip and 2 sweet (well, salty) peas down below; and on the same token some of the guys with the biggest dicks you would not be able to pick out of a line up, fully clothed.
so what would happen if the princess kissed the froggy apendage and not the mouth? i've been thinking hard about this for the past 30 minutes while doing other things and have only come with possible scenarios, none of which i lean towards the most:

the penis would grow like one of those dinosaurs you put in a glass of water in the princess's mouth.

the frog would turn into a very horny prince who would proceed to lay the princess on her back and fuck her like shes never been fucked before, due to the prince's inability to get any human ass for buddha knows how long

the frog prince would realize that he prefers getting it on with female frogs and would subsequently hop away into the bushes.

as the princess blows the frog it would turn into a prince, the frog penis would turn into a human penis, causing her to gag due to the sudden and unexpected change in size and texture and she would throw up all over the prince. the prince, disgusted at the sight, smell and feel of all this would run far far away to the nearest brothel in disgust.

any other ideas?
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/18/05 @ 12:16
haha. you are so hilarious! have I ever mentioned that before?
Of course being the pervert that I am I do have a contribution to add:
Id say the princess attempts to kiss the froggy's miniature penis and also licks the crevice of his partial vagina, the frog being so turned on ejaculates some filmy substance all over her, she sets him down, disgusted at this filthy creature, only when she sets him down he starts growing, first into an adrodgenous man (metro sexual hermaphrodite) then his froggy parts become human as it hangs limply - the princess is scared by this metamorphosis and runs and hides behind a bush all this time watching the prince, the prince returns to the pond to wash himself as he is now surrounded by his fellow peer frogs, he sees the princess hiding an beckons her to join him and she walks to the ponds edge, he offers her a few more frogs to "blow I mean kiss" and they all become a variety of human in all both genders, races, and sizes,some hermaphrodite, some with just one organ - she is so intrigued with this, that she keeps blowing these frogs untill there is at least 10 princes and princesses all nude and laying beside this mystical pond. The fog is thick for it is becoming evening an they all engage an an orgy, and the pricess becomes the queen of the Frogs as only she can bring turn them into humans.. anyways, they all return to the castle where they become her sex slaves and every so often she would return to the mystical pond and kiss frogs...and they all lived happily ever after in the Kingdom of the Frogs! THE END.
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/18/05 @ 12:41
the end...for a while. at first all the frogs are thankful for the princess who brought them back from frogness. they also marvel at the ability that she alone has to turn them back into humans. they worship her in all ways, sexually, materialistically, emotionally and countless others. but then they start getting experience in the world. they start to figure out that she cannot turn them back into frogs. so they begin to plot against her. they begin to notice flaws in her character. maybe the princess gets so used to being worshipped that her ego start bulging up like oprah two times out of the year. they start resenting this, and using it to build a completely negative image of their once beloved princess. so they put on a mask of servitude and respect under which they plot, and talk. plot, and talk. finally the breaking point comes, all the frog people are sick of their 'beloved princess and queen' and they beat her to death with a stick. a heavy stick.

Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/18/05 @ 13:33
that would be impossible for while they plot against her they have to know that their survival and extinction relies on this princess, if she dies they all return to frogs - so they deal with the ego and love her eternally
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/18/05 @ 13:39
Has anyone seen the Little Mermaid......the scene when they are under the water getting married, the priest pops a boner? What about the cover of the movie...the castle is a dildo.......anyone know of anymore?
Comment by CoolGirl [Visitor] — 08/18/05 @ 15:06
we talk about the strangest things on this website! If you're talking straight Disney movies look at Lion King theres a lot in there...
Comment by Linds [Member] — 08/18/05 @ 15:40
I think the most dysfunctional movies for children are anything with Adam Sandler - that there is my perfect man! Funny as hell..
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/18/05 @ 16:08
i think the most dysfunctional film a kid could see is requiem for a dream. but thats just me.
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/18/05 @ 18:44
Adam Sandler is the bomb!!!! I used to have a crush on him.......For dysfunctionality, if that is even a word....I would have to say kids--- look out for the Lifetime Channel. That channel has some messed up shit on during the day. Like movies where the Stepdad ends up raping or kidnapping his fifth wife's, brother's, neighbor's daughter. Or when the teenage daughter has an eating disorder and is puking behind the bathroom door, or looking at her skeleton ribs in the lengthwise mirror. You know kids like that shit. I did!!! I really dont watch tv that much because I dont have one, but one night, when I turned on a tv, it was about eight or nine at night---you know prime time.......The first scene I see is a court room scene where this man is shooting a 10 year old boy dead and blood is spruting out of the boys chest and his eyes are rolling back into his head...I was like what the fuck am I watching????? I even checked the channel to see if it was HBO or something and it was just NBC. After I watched for a while, I learned that the reason the man shot the little boy was because that little boy had murdered the man's son, so obviously, the 10 year old deserved it, or did he? .... DAMN NBC.....
Comment by Linzalicious [Member] — 08/18/05 @ 19:52
All I ever have to say when I check back in with all of you is "Wow!" This is some f*&^ed up S&%t right here! (I stole that from South Park) - there's a f*&ked up show if I've ever seen one. The worst one I've seen so far is the one where they basically do a Terry Shivo re-enactment with Kenny. It was like a train-wreck: awful, but I couldn't stop watching.
Comment by xtrashorty [Member] — 08/19/05 @ 10:43
south park kicks ass. team america world police is a hilarious movie, written by the guys from south park. youd think im getting paid for this shit, but im not.
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/19/05 @ 11:29
I have to say Team America i not impress me, however, I was stuck singing that song "everybody got AIDS AIDS A IDS "
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/19/05 @ 12:04
it was all about the metaphor about pussies, dicks and assholes at the end. that and the 'pumas'
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/19/05 @ 12:40
panthers, whatever
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/19/05 @ 12:41
lol..I remembered the metaphors ..at first it was funny but htey playe it out too much.
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/19/05 @ 13:16
you have a downside to everything dont you?
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/19/05 @ 13:21
lol.. Alex... you know me so well lol...
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/20/05 @ 02:45
So much to do, so little time......oh my gosh..............................................................................................................................................................................
Comment by Linzalicious [Member] — 08/20/05 @ 03:28
what happened to what guys in what countries were the hottest between the sheets?
Comment by nwgirl38 [Member] — 08/21/05 @ 00:50
-Hot-blooded Brazilians with a rollicking rhythm flowing through their hearts and lovely loins

-Sensual, sun-bleached Aussie surfies who taste like salt and have stunning torsos

-And that shy, mysterious type who's reserved and quiet, saves up all his energy and lets it explode with a passion in the bedroom - as for which country he comes from...he could be Timbuctuvian for all I care...bring it on I say!
Comment by Juji [Member] — 08/21/05 @ 18:13
And then there's the mixed breeds. I've enjoyed an unforgettable Indian/English combo - a touch of English reserve masking a very spicy curry indeed.

And, if I was into chicks, it'd have to be the lovely, golden mulatta girls showing off their 'bundas' on Copacobana beach.

I wonder, is it true what they say about the Greeks?

Comment by Juji [Member] — 08/21/05 @ 23:12
Tall athletic blonde, addias cleates, pouty smile,kick ass body, kicking a soccer ball carelessly with kids from a rural African orphanage. Devotes life to humanitarian efforts for chilren without voices - unforgettable, passionate, mind blowing sex,makes me want to sell my house in the US and settle for a little wooden house with a tin roof in some forgotten city behind God's back, pregnant and barefoot and watching him go off each day to save the world... Damn! ANYONE KNOWS A GOOD REALTOR?
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/21/05 @ 23:16
hey Im Indian, British combo.. black hair, blue eyes,fair skinned (good teeth) haha... cute accent - well I live in the Caribbean for 14 years before moving to US...lol - we're a good rump in the haysack...lol
Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/21/05 @ 23:20
i think your initial analysis was right, the US and the Uk should tone down on sex and should stop sensationalizing everything involving sex. do they know how many people per year die of hiv?
Comment by carol [Visitor] — 08/24/05 @ 10:53

08/15/05

Portugal Part Dos pronounced doish

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