Finalists and Fantasies
First i just wanted to say thank to everyone who sent e mails and applications for the female blog position. I know it took us awhile and we're not done yet, but i appreciate everyone being so patient. so weve narrowed the finalists for the blogging position down to 5. They are Linzalicious, Nix, Monika, Xtrashorty and Linds. You can go check out their profiles on the site. There were a bunch of really good applicants, but these 5 stood out to us here a Friendsation. I want to encourage everyone else to keep blogging and responding to others here. The discussions have been really fucking funny as of late.
So basically these 5 women will be contacted by me over e mail and they will be asked to post one more blog in response to my story below. I'd like you to tell me what this story means about myself. There has been some really interesting sex and dating advice, but you gotta be funny too. Next week well decide who gets the job.
We'll also be hiring other writers on various topics so if you have something cool you want to write about send me a message and well figure it out.
ok so everyone has fucked up fantasies right. I wonder if mine is any different.
Ive always had this fantasy that I would meet a really beautiful woman. She would have to be really smart and cool and really tall and good looking. Shed also have to be really fun to hang out with. Wed go out to bars and shows and Id get along with her friends and shed get along with mine and wed kinda be the envy of our group. Since wed both be tall and good looking, everybody would notice us wherever we went. I wouldnt be in love with her and she wouldnt be in love with me. Everyone would think we were though. Itd be really laid back and if we screwed around on each other itd be out of town and we wouldnt ever try to make the other person look bad. Itd be like friends with benefits but we would have such a great time hanging out that wed spend most of our time together. Maybe wed even move in with each other. Then out of the blue she would be diagnosed with cancer or MS or something else bad. Anything terminal would do as long as it wasnt contagious. That would suck if I got it too. So anyway she has this debilitating disease and shes probably only gonna live for like another year. I could take that Ive been in relationships for that long where I wished I was dying. Anyway so everyone knows shes sick and they would feel really sad for her cause like oh shes so young and she has her whole life in front of her but they would feel even worse for me cause theyd think that I really loved her and as bad as it is to die at a young age its got be so much harder on me because Im so in love with her. So the next few months are spent waiting on her hand and foot. Taking trips to places she always wanted to go and just living life to the fullest. I would even take off weeks at a time from work just to be with her. People would come by to see her and offer support and then when they were alone with me they would tell me how sorry they were and ask how I was holding up. Id say fine ya know just taking things one day at a time.
So long story short after about 8-12 months she passes away and she have a big funeral and all of our friends and her family are there and we talk about how special she was and people ask me how I’m doing and they say “if you ever need anything just let me know??
I go home take few weeks off, put things in perspective and go back to work. After a few days some friends of mine take me out to our favorite bar to cheer me up. Were not even there for 5 minutes before all these super hot chicks start coming up to me and telling me how sorry they are for my loss. I tell them its ok and that they can sit down if they want. We all end up getting shit face and I take like 3 of them home and bang the shit out of them at the same time. This goes on for like 4 more months and then I meet this really hot chick who happens to really like music and old cars and I tell her my story leaving out the part where I bang all the friends and she feels sympathetic for me cause her father died of cancer or MS or maybe shes just really nice. I don’t care. Anyway we end up going out I fall in love with her and ya know we live happily ever after.
Comment by nwgirl38 [Member] — 08/01/05 @ 20:00
Comment by KZalan [Member] — 08/01/05 @ 21:24
Comment by nwgirl38 [Member] — 08/01/05 @ 22:55
Jed...say it isn't so. I'm not in the running? Seriously? Can I nominate myself for a wild card entree? Uh, this can't be happening!
BLOG OR BUST-BLOG OR BUST-BLOG OR BUST. Blog or....PLEASE???!!!!!
Comment by tz4fun [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 01:31
Comment by lastfreeamerican [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 02:38
Comment by tz4fun [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 08:57
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 11:22
Basically from my point of view(barage of insults) Id say it sounds like you are a selfish jackass...think of it- through the whole plight of your tragic fantasy even though the girl is dying you want people to tell YOU how sorry they are for YOU like the whole time it was always "yea shes dyin too bad, HEY JED HOWS IT HOLDING UP CAN I DO ANYTHING FO YOU! - OK so 1. Youre selfish-
Then 2. You are starving for attention! And the only way to get that attention was by riding the coat tails of a dying woman.
3. PRENTENTIOUS AND FAKE: The whole scenario where you guys act like youre in love and show the world youre in love but really are not!
4.The whole thing where she was everything you were looking for in a girl yet she still wasnt enough comes from..I think JED is AFRAID of a COMMITMENT which is why he has to kill off the girl in his fantasy even though she was perfect/or could lead back to number one where he kills her off after getting all the attention so it could all be back to him..
that you just love yourself so much that you chose in your fantasy a woman who pretty much loved everything you loved..yet she wasnt good enough so you had to kill her off so that you would prevail in the end and then you go bang 3 chicks, I mean I think that you are so UNSATISFIED with somethng in your life, maybe YOURSELF , and you cant find satisfaction even if it was with something or someone perfect so you have to eliminate it...also that you are such a FUCKUP that you had to fuckup something that was perfect because you cant deal with having somethng good. Again as I said I deal with guys like JEd all the time:
Your fantasy says to me that you are a selfish, pretentious fuckup, dying for attention,who doesent even think that he deserves anything good so he settles for shitfaced fucks instead of holding on to a good thing. Maybe its sad that you think you dont deserve it. But honestly maybe you deserve shitfaced trash girls because a nice good girl would be too good for you. Maybe you would treat her like shit and treat he shit faced girls better...well nice fantasy...just a little bit more insight on who you really are ...
Also I think its sad that you get off to people calling you a pig, fuckup etc. It could also indicate the self loathing you feel for yourself - Of course I could be wrong.
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 11:54
Comment by shari [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 12:20
Superman's soulmate/nemisis... I'd be like his perfect girl, hed crush really hard on me and I him but at the same time I'm planning his demise, I'd also have superhero power where I'd look like Linda Carter(wonder woman) 20 years ago but have Super Girl's powers but Id be a nerdy vixen when I was around Clarke/Superman but he wouldnt know I was Super Bitch...anyways its not as fucked up but I think it meaNS That even though I may like/love a guy, I am always one for bringing him down...It could mean I like a good toussle, rough sex and being a super strong vixen/bitch..
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 12:40
Comment by xtrashorty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 12:51
Comment by shari [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 12:59
also, who ever said jed was serious about his fantasy? who ever said that he isnt? when you assume you make an ass of u and me as my imaginary grandpappy used to say.
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 13:17
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 13:32
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Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 13:46
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 13:47
the other possibility is that he takes on the role of world saviour and superhero of the universe (not to mention the cape and all the working out) due to issues regarding erectile dysfunction and social incompetence.
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 13:55
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 14:02
at least if he sees a comet hurling towards the earth all he has to do is lie down face up on the ground, masturbate, and aim it properly.
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 14:07
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 14:17
Jed,
Everything that you've written is about absence - the absence of love since you state "I wouldn't be in love with her and she wouldn't be in love with me," the absence of your partner through her death, the absence of commitment since your partner dies very early on in your relationship. Yet, doesn't seem to be an absence of compassion in your response to your partner's illness - you care for her and comfort her. You continue to take care of her until her ultimate death. But then you capitalize on her death by being with her friends...Argh! Could it be that the honesty of a true relationship is too overwhelming for you to imagine? Could it be that you are afraid of your own emotions coming through but the short term appeal of being with someone who is dying can serve to mask your true feelings of wanting to be with someone long term? I think you are afraid of commitment. Afraid of rejection. In your partner's sickness and eventual death, you gain sympathy from everyone and support for your broken heart. Wait, that's it - you are afraid to have your heart broken. The death of a partner would of course lead to a broken heart, but that is through no one's fault. But to have a broken heart because - oh, let's say the girl left you - would be too real for you to deal with. Death may be real, but acceptable pain when compared to the pain and reality of having someone leave you. What a bruise to the ego that would be! Too much so for your liking. You won't let anyone in enough to have even the possibility of getting a bruised ego. Stay aloof. In your mind it's much better in the long run. No hurt. No pain. But no love either. You need to allow yourself the possibility of getting hurt in order to experience love. Sometimes love sucks. But sometimes love is grand. But either way, you know that you are alive through the experience of love - that is of course unless or until you get cancer or MS or some other debilitating and deadly non-transmittable disease that ends your life...But at the end of your life, you'd be able to say to all those sympathizers around to support YOUR partner, "At least I knew love!" As you heart stops beating and your pulse becomes thready.
OR - you could just be a shallow, self-effacing, women hating, ego driven wad of a human being!
Comment by SparklePlenty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 14:33
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 14:50
Comment by xtrashorty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 14:56
Comment by SparklePlenty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:01
Comment by xtrashorty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:01
as for female superheros (since i am a male) they might be physically attractive and might fullfill a fantasty or two but as far as being Mr(Mrs really) catwoman or wonderwoman i dont think its a good idea. they all seem too obsesive and controlling, that overdriven sense of duty would be no different than militant baptism or islamism (if that is how you write it) not to mention your lack of superpowers would completely hand your balls to them on a platter. unable to complain about the most reasonable things for the rest of your life (because face it, youre not divorcing this one anytime soon)
can you imagine pms issues too? holy jesus on a pogo stick.
you might as well shove a giant zuchinni up your ass yourself and leave it there to rot.
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:01
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:05
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:13
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:18
"There has been some really interesting sex and dating advice, but you gotta be funny too."
as good as your advice is there are no funnies in there, which does not matter at all when it comes to giving advice but apparently it does matter to the people picking bloggers for this site.
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:23
Comment by xtrashorty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:23
Comment by SparklePlenty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:23
Comment by SparklePlenty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:26
Comment by SparklePlenty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:27
whatever I said in my original post and then post #28(about you) , i apologise, I do feel like dog shit, from like a very large dog, i take it back -My sister is your age and just recently lost her husband who was a good friend of mine, though it was 3 years ago yesterday it affects her still in a huge way...if that is in part or in whole the scenario to which you were refering, I deal with her intense loss on a daily basis and it is heart wrenching,I'm publicly sorry and humiliated for being a dumbass.
Shivanni
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:28
Comment by xtrashorty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:34
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:37
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:40
Comment by xtrashorty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:42
Don't cry for me FRIENDSATION - I will be alright and will live to blog another day!
Comment by SparklePlenty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:44
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:56
Okay I mean your way could happen I suppose but does, a sweet, beautiful young woman have to get a fatal disease and kick the bucket for you to find Mrs. Right? I was rooting for your wife!
How about this Jed..lets say your wife, "dying" of MS lets say, fakes her own death cuase she feels like she is holding you back. She feels that you shouldn't have to live your life in slow motion while you wait for her to kick of. Out of love and devotion and the sheer desire to make you happy this superpower of a brave woman fakes her death.
I'll still allow you to find your new car loving girlfriend through the sympathy route if you like...where everyone thinks your this wonderful man injured doing the honorable thing in tending to you wifes disease.
You date and fall in love with your new chick and things seem perfect. Suddenly like the attention seeker you are, you get bored with how comfortable your new relationship has gotten. You start to miss various thing about your ex's sexual technique etc etc. You decide to find the freak in your new girl and pull her out by...
{okay here are the two endings)
A) Booking a trip to a Hedonism resort in Jamacia. You're relaxing and sipping drinks on your balcony when your new chick bursts in the door and says she has found this ultra hot hot woman to join you guys for a night cap. You get all excited, splash on the Old Spice and fluff yourself a little so you look like a stud when this woman arrives. Suddenly, a knock at the door and low and behold it's your wife. You are in shock and filled with nostalgia and questions but you keep quiet. Your new girlfriend has no idea because you've never shown her photos of the ex, too painful. Anyway you and your ex are locking eyes and exchanging looks of anger and confusion but at the room lust. Here eyes turn from yours onto your girlfriend...she still loves you and is jelous of your girlfriend. She focuses the many emotions and proceeds to do things to the two of you that you can't even concieve of. The two women you've loved are fucking eachother and you and its amazing. You all fall asleep and when you wake up...she's gone.....again.
NOW THE ENDING FOR US WOMEN....
B) You decide to sign you and your new wife up on a swingers website. At your very first swingers party you notice your ex in much the same way as the hedonism resort only this time your ex is having sex when you see her with someone else. You are filled with rage and jelousy...and wonderment. How could she leave you on her own free will after how wonderful you were to her? You watch her fuck a stranger the same way she used to fuck you and right then she notices you to. With eyes lock you begin to screw the new girlfriend in time with the ex...your picturing her...wanting it to be her. The nights events are dying down you've had sex with 20 maybe 30 stangers but never made it to your ex. Just as your about to pack up the car and go...you see your wife waving you to come to her...she's ducked behind a tree. There are no words exchanged before the two of you beging to kiss...she's pulling at your zipper and your throbbing to greet her. She wraps her lips around you and you close your eyes in complete amazement. Its warm and familiar and like a movie reel all the memories flood your mind....her soft skin her perky breast....your completely turned on that she is in this place with you and just as you're about you cum....she wraps her fingers around your sack and gives a gentle squeeze....wait the pressure is building and it's starting to borderline hurt you...maybe its some kinky tantra thing....oh god no, it fucking hurts! Your ex suddenly pierces you ball bag with her perfectly manicured fingernails...she twists and pulls until your flesh is hanging, dangling like wilted spinich. You can't breathe...you look down at her in horror just then she slides her mouth to the base of your cock and bites down and pulls away as if she was curling the ribbon on a brightly wrapped present.
Every moron knows MS doesn't kill you in 6 months it simply makes you slowly lose control of your voluntary response...you get uncoordinated...i.e.rickety knees, stiff joints...and yes Jed, LOCKJAW!
2) So you
So she does it, she fakes her own death and now you are
Comment by tz4fun [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 15:57
Comment by xtrashorty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 16:01
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 16:05
Comment by nwgirl38 [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 16:07
Comment by tz4fun [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 16:20
I was a bit curious and I dont want to be out of line here, I read the blogs and while in my opinion some blew!and some rocked! I would think that the contestants should be monitored on how they interact with the forum..(which immediately eliminates me anyways:) we learnt today that not all contestants could handle scrutiny and critisms, given certain elements ..say a bad day, opposition to subject matter, egos of other writers... just an observation.
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 16:30
Comment by xtrashorty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 16:35
Comment by nwgirl38 [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 16:38
lol... extrashorty of all people I understand after all I have apologized to Jed 2 times (for somone who rarely apologises) I just wanted to suggest a fight to the death.(for bonus points) ..just a suggestion -
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 16:42
Comment by xtrashorty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 16:53
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 16:55
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 16:56
Comment by xtrashorty [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 16:56
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 17:02
To all the bloggin' babes selected, a big congrats. To those of you lamenting, ragging the selection process and...I cringe to even write it, begging, GET OVER IT! It's making me puke.
Are you not talented, creative and skilled? Don't you have the writing skills to land other great fun jobs? Rejection's a part of life and, giving this is a dating website, I thought you'd know that by now. You can wallow in self pity, attack and blame the whole nasty world around us, accuse people of just being in it for the money (dunno about you, but I need to eat!) or you can hold onto your dignity and believe in yourself enough to take a knock on the chin AND GET BACK UP AGAIN. Honestly!
The stuff I've read you guys write makes me laugh and think. Your whinging makes me yawn!
As for Jed, your fantasies need some definite spicing I reckon. I mean we're all entitled to our fantasies, but can't quite see how this one gets you all excited.
Maybe it's something about living a dual life - making out to be the nice, apple-pie sort-a bloke everyone loves on the outside, but being a trio-fucking - scoundrel on the inside.
I can just imagine it - out for dinner with your girlfriend's perfect parents, talking smooth drivel about how you were duxe, how college is everything you ever dreamed of, how one day you'd like to share the plight of the Ethiopian's, live amongst and administer vaccines in a voluntary capacity. Trouble is, at the same time, your greasy paws'd probably be very comfortably stuck up their precious daughter's vj under the table cloth.
You rogue!
I wonder if we all have a bit of trio-fucking-scoundrel in us if we dig deep enough. Here's to unleashing some of those demons!
Comment by Juji [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 18:28
Jed has issues. Shivanni althugh you aplogized to Jed I still think you were right on with your idea of what the post meant. If Jed thought he would be offended by your post he wouldnt have posted that subject matter...Juji I agree with you that Jed needs regular fantasies..
I also like the idea to put all the finalists in a blog pit to see how they would do hehehe.
Comment by shari [Member] — 08/02/05 @ 19:03
Comment by tz4fun [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 02:58
Jed also said some really positive stuff about what we'd written in the blogs - but did anyone take that on board, really hear it and let it lift their spirits, or were we too busy burying ourselves under the misery of a weighty blanket of anger and disappointment?
Stand tall girls. We are amazing!
Well, that's enough philosophising from me for one day. I've got some more writing to get on with. And maybe, even maybe, we can turn the experience on this blog into some great ideas and fodder for other stories.
Onward
Comment by Juji [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 04:47
Ah so, I didn't get the role, so with faith in hand, I expressed interest in some other areas.
Fingers crossed, I'll be here yet. Just don't want to be made out as this whiny pouty baby and I agree with you that some people took the news pretty hard. Making the winners feel bad....if thats not a poor sport I have yet to see one! I think people just take it personal cause writing can be personal. Also, I think some people try to create drama on here so they can write with conviction...perhaps in their mind improving their chances.
To the fab five....you go! We all are envious and looking forward to getting familiar with your presence here. I know I for one with be there to bitch, laugh AND contribute.
Sunny days....sweeping the clouds away....friendly neighbors, well moderately friendly neighbors anyawy. You get the point!
Comment by tz4fun [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 08:44
Comment by tz4fun [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 10:05
how about you?
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 11:26
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Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 12:40
it appears to all be in the mind.
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 12:41
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 12:41
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 12:44
Carry me off into the blue skies of tender loves, roll me in dark clouds,trample me with your thunderstorms, break m in your angry rages, but love me, my adored lover...
that was written by Sarah Bernhardt(french actress) to Jean Richipin(French writer)
If I could get a man that thinks like this or shit writes shit like this ..man I will write hot checks for that guy!
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 12:48
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Comment by shari [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 13:12
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Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 15:43
Comment by SparklePlenty [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 15:47
a guy i met told me this once:
"my grandma told me when i was little 'never settle for anything less than what you are looking for' thats why im still single"
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/03/05 @ 16:03
Comment by just some dude [Visitor] — 08/04/05 @ 03:41
This little blog's one where anyhthing goes. You can say anything - all those private thoughts you can't say out loud for fear of giving folks a heart attack, you can say here.
But back to Jed's little trio for a moment or, while I'm thinking about numbers, foursome actually. Would anyone care to share a story about screwing more than person at the same time?
This intrigues me. I mean I'm imagining Jed with the three girls (and, no, the visual doesn't keep me awake at night). But I am wondering how many bits three sets of hands, mouths and vaginas can fondle, lick, kiss, poke, suck or fuck at any one time. (See, told ya you can say anything). Realistically there are only a limited number of bits, goddamm it.
Is there something you're not telling us, Jed. Have you got more bits than the average bloke? Have you made it into the World Guinness Book of Records and, if so, specifically for what? Mmmm...the mind boggles.
I'm not much of an expert when it comes to group sex, I'm afraid. Bit it's certainly got me wondering about something. I mean, in trying to keep all 16 limbs, 4 heads, 6 decent-sized breasts, 2 small innefectaul breasts, one solitary penis and saggy scrotum, 3 vaginas and, if you're into it, four arse holes all involved at the same time so no one feels left out ... do you reckon people get whiplash?
Comment by Juji [Member] — 08/04/05 @ 03:49
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Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/04/05 @ 12:18
worse part is i didnt walk in on them having sexual intercourse, i walked in on my dad going down on my mom. i dont know why but i think its even worse.
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/04/05 @ 12:19
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Comment by tz4fun [Member] — 08/04/05 @ 15:03
:P
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/04/05 @ 15:08
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/04/05 @ 15:25
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/04/05 @ 15:27
Well my nickname is part of my real name. If I work with children I would hate that this forum comes to bite me back on the ass you know(as in she works with children and shes a voyeue who uses bad words. Also my posts are less than desirable for parents to accept...Ill have to come up with a name that is not synonymous to who I am also there are alot of Houstonians on this website and a I have gotten alot of "shout outs.." I really do need to change my name and believe it or not I am a little bit popular in the H-Town scene only because my company sponsors alot of programs.
Comment by Shivanni [Member] — 08/04/05 @ 15:33
we.....caught you???
youre nose deep in my moms pussy, i walk in and you are telling me that you... caught me? are you kidding me?!
i didnt think much of the response at the time, but know thinking back on it that doesnt make much sense. im glad its funny to me and not sickening or damaging though.
i dont think we ever talked about it. i do remember my mom asking me later why i had gone in there, i needed help putting an model aircraft carrier together.
there you have it. someone beat that, it'll be a 'fun' game.
so your mom didnt use dirty words? i guess "oh god...oh jesus....oh god.." actually applied to her.
what is your new nickname gonna be?
Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/04/05 @ 16:28
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Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/05/05 @ 12:22
I am assuming that the icequeen you are speaking about is the White Witch from Narnia? I loved those chronicles.
Comment by SparklePlenty [Member] — 08/05/05 @ 12:32
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Comment by KZalan [Member] — 08/05/05 @ 19:52
I went roller blading with this guy who's really into it. I'm okay at it but hadn't been for a while so I was a bit rusty. I was absolutely terrified I'd go for some really inelegant tumble and look like an unco retard in front of someone I so badly wanted to impress.
I made sure I looked super cool in my gear and bladed along nervously, but without serious mishap. I was so relieved to get back to the car with my dignity intact and my body still in one piece. All was going smoothly and we were hitting it off well. He's oh-so-cute! Standing beside the car, I was soooooo relieved not to have fallen. I felt like I'd survived some sort of marathon I'd been so scared. Safety at last!
I then started stripping off all the protective paraphanalia I was wearing - wrist guards, knee guards, elbows and so on ...one by one, heaving sighs of relief as I went. Then all of sudden with no forewarning, my skates just shot out from under me all by themselves and I landed on my now unprotected elbow and then somehow on my arse. My feet were flailing wildly in the air with the weight of the blades and, although the memory of the embarrassing affair is somewhat unclear due to the tendency to wipe all horrendous experiences from our delicate psyches, I was probably yelling like a coyote.
How the hell I ended up on my arse from a stationary position I'll never know. At least if I'd fallen in the midst of some death-defying blading stunt, I'd have some great 'I'm a fantastic dare devil' story to tell.
I was quite disgusted with unfariness of the whole thing!
And the moral of the story ... blades off FIRST, safety gear off LAST.
Go to go now. My elbow's throbbing at the memory. But at least Steve, that's the cute blading guy, is still here to feel sorry for me and help me nurse it! And the bruising on my toosh too.
Somehow, it ain't so bad after all.
See ya!
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