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Cats and Dogs

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1. You are killing me already..........I am speechless Jed........and why were you kidding???? NOT!!! Remember that one????
   
   I am not kidding though that I am freaking excited about this......I do have a lot to say and finally I am going to have the ability to spread my word and become the next Oprah....As for the alligators....or the Cockring bar, I will have to say I am jealous of the fact that you are in Europe and me in Seattle.......But when we do meet....just make sure you dont bring your cocky attitude with you. :)
   
   P.S. if its cats and dogs...then I am definetly the cat.

   Comment by Linzalicious [Member] — 08/29/05 @ 11:10

2. I look forward to reading what the two of you have to say - BEST OF LUCK on this new partnership - in whatever form it takes...

   Comment by SparklePlenty [Member] — 08/29/05 @ 15:56

3. Hey Linds, congrats! Look forward to reading your words of wisdom and hopefully keeping Jed on his toes. We're probably gonna need that after he's spent so much time in Amsterdam - sounds like an experience that may screw with one's morals somewhat! Bizzaro world.
   
   So given he may have the hots for you, when are you moving to an anonymous address?

   Comment by Juji [Member] — 08/29/05 @ 16:24

4. congrats Linds! Heres to beg Oprah and Jed being Gayle lol

   Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/29/05 @ 17:26

5. I meant heres to BEING Oprah and Jed being Gayle.. my laptop is sucking

   Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/29/05 @ 17:27

6. sure, blame the laptop...

   Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 08/30/05 @ 10:32

7. lol..alex...really..I have a touch pad and its so sensitive...unlike the owner

   Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/30/05 @ 12:46

8. CONGRATS Linz!!!!!!

   Comment by KZalan [Member] — 08/30/05 @ 13:19

9. Cats and Dogs... I'm not an animal lover but I have to say if I could be a cat or a dog which type would I be ... Were I a dawg... I'd be Snoop Dawg , If I were a cat, I'd be Mechelle Phiffer in Cat woman-
   seriously speaking Im already a bitch but that would put me as a pitbull cause I vicious baby...if I were a cat Id be a bengal tiger cause Im exotic...haha.. What would you be? ...Ill say this much I aint no pussy...hhhehehe

   Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/30/05 @ 14:04

10. ...and which creature is smarter? the cat or the dog? hmmmmm.... not like I care but I sure am as curious as a ........cat?

    Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/30/05 @ 14:14

11. If I had to choose between being a cat or a dog, I would choose a dog - a French poodle to be precise. I would be a pretty, white, dainty French poodle - the kind of poodle who's owner puts her in adorable little berets and parades her around the street so she could show all the other, sloppier dogs from less fortunate homes how attractive she is...The kind of poodle who actually looks - and dresses in part - like her sophisticated owner...The kind that is displayed so affectionately on hoop skirts that are worn with saddle shoes and who - though wanting very much to have her butt sniffed by the cute Doberman that lives across the street - decides to play the coy game instead hoping that approach will lure him over to her side of the road - where she is sure that her seductive powers will emanate - and not just from her butt - in order for her to capture the massive Doberman in her paws...But alas...I am not a French poodle...And there is no butt eminations - which in the case of me being a human - is a GOOD thing...Though like my French poodle counterpart, I think I may be in heat...Or more accurate to my species, I am feeling a bit HORNY...

    Comment by SparklePlenty [Member] — 08/30/05 @ 19:16

12. Woof, woof!
    
    Sounds to me like you need to sniff yourself out some action.
    
    You go girl!

    Comment by Juji [Member] — 08/30/05 @ 23:38

13. Id fuck Gayle

    Comment by Hawkwind [Member] — 08/31/05 @ 07:48

14. I guess I am a little out of the loop on this one....but who is Gayle?

    Comment by Linzalicious [Member] — 08/31/05 @ 13:23

15. icequeen, sparkleplenty, juji, kzalan thank you for the congrats....I look forward to learning and hearing more about and from you! Speaking of dogs and cats.....have you ever wondered how it works....you see certain types of people with certain types of dogs....my friend who wanted the perfect life, perfect husband, white picket fence had herself a golden retriever. The friend who was slightly overweight....her whole life, had herself a saint bernard. The friend who was into being cool, radical and racy had herself a rotweiler cause they are mean dogs...The friend who is selfish and does her makeup about 7 times a day had herself, no dog obviously. Its kind of a strange phenomenom, who knows. My problem is that I am still trying to take care of a house plant.
    
    

    Comment by Linzalicious [Member] — 08/31/05 @ 13:42

16. Gayle King - Oprah's best friend. She is a talk show host herself. Oprah speaks about her all the time.

    Comment by SparklePlenty [Member] — 08/31/05 @ 13:52

17. I've heard it said that people and their pets often times resemble one another. But it is when they start imitating one another that things become weird. My mother had a poodle that she always called HER OTHER CHILD - being an only child, I never had a brother or sister that I resembled. But darn it, I have poodle hair - curly, curly spirally hair. Me and CHAMP could have been related. And HA - we both had bitches for mothers...Just kidding.

    Comment by SparklePlenty [Member] — 08/31/05 @ 14:57

18. I have a Chinese Sharpei and believe me we are both bitches we snap at people all the time but not to worry our bark is as good as our bite Woof

    Comment by icequeen [Member] — 08/31/05 @ 19:29

19. 
    Hey, pretty quiet on the blog station. I guess everyone's a bit blown away by the events of the last few days. It's pretty hard to fathom. I hope all of you guys and your friends and families are okay.
    
    It may be an idea to leave the TV off for a bit and get on with something nice for a bit of balance.
    
    Yeah, I know this is a dating/friendship blog but I just felt saying g'day from another part of the world where we aren't as indundated with TV coverage as you probably are.
    
    So, in Australia today, it's really sunny - the second day of Spring, which makes us all pretty uplifted and generally cheerier. I'm off to be soothed by my favourite band and catch up with some mates tonight, which is my way of chilling out.
    
    Anyone got any dates, romance or rendezvous lined up for the weekend?
    
    

    Comment by Juji [Member] — 09/01/05 @ 20:19

20. But really, I would totally do Gayle. And by Gayle I mean myself or any other hot black chick.

    Comment by Hawkwind [Member] — 09/02/05 @ 02:20

21. would you do oprah hawkwind?

    Comment by alex2468 [Member] — 09/02/05 @ 11:07

22. Id do Oprah... for a million bucks,but Oprah deinitely wants John Travolta, whom I wanted 10 years ago, he would be a good piecce of ass - I think Gayle is a carpet muncher but she may not be for she has the hotts for JEff Groban - Maybe there is hope for Jed as he kind of looks like that ... innocent white boy kind of look - I myself would try those if they could just shut the fuck up and do as they are told - they are always full of some type of bullshit philosophy - its why I date filipino,Chinese, Viet men, they are always quiet, reserved, smart, rich and they know how to serve a woman. If I were to do a celeb, Id do Adam Sandler in his van halen tee shirt - adam is hottt, if I had to do all the work I'd do Jude law as he looks like a lame fuck but seems awesome eye candy
    Ok two horny women on a website with unavailable men is not good- plans this weekend is not romantic as I live here in Houston and we are handling the bulk of refugees from Hurricane Katrina so I will be at he Houston Astrodome volunteering all weekend - I guess I may come back with new perspectives or Hepatitis
    

    Comment by icequeen [Member] — 09/02/05 @ 16:43

23. Here's hoping it's new perspectives - and a homeless Filipino, Chinese or Viet man (preferably hepatitis-less) who will serve you silently and intelligently, and lavish money and good sex upon you.

    Comment by Juji [Member] — 09/02/05 @ 17:20

24. thanks for the goodwishes, however I prefer not to pick up my men at a homeless shelter, even if he has a lot of money- (the odds of that.) I make it a rule also to not have sex with homeless people as well. If that was the case I'd be the first to jump on being a volunteer at the Tsunami relief center. Besides I am quite happy with the one guy I am dating currently who actually has his own home But if I do find any homeless men, I'll direct them to you via this site and maybe they could visit you "down under"
    

    Comment by icequeen [Member] — 09/02/05 @ 19:09

25. I wouldn't do Oprah. Maybe just give her the shocker. You know, just a little "WOO WOOO!"
    
    (IF you don't know that one, google "Bubb Rubb")

    Comment by Hawkwind [Member] — 09/02/05 @ 21:27

26. Can Oprah even be "done" ???? I would do Dr. Phil.....A+ in the intellecutal stimulation. He isnt bad looking either, and I like his accent.

    Comment by Linzalicious [Member] — 09/03/05 @ 02:27

27. well he's from texas where Im from and the accents come a dime a dozen from guys with hair only they are as dumb as a ... dumbass
    heheh... I have a British accent and here in texas thats a good thing - although I like the BASTAN (boston) accents or New york .. new yorkers speak rudely I love it
    

    Comment by icequeen [Member] — 09/03/05 @ 02:43

28. Yea, there is something to be said about New Yorkers......I hear they are very forward....and where I am from, guys are the complete opposite. They are either standoffish, too shy, too nice....or unavaliable....I am like, okay, are you gay? Or is it just me?

    Comment by Linzalicious [Member] — 09/03/05 @ 03:22

29. So why the title cats and dogs? is refering to males and females?
    
    What is the point of all this and whats blog mean anyway?
    
    I dont want to seem rude but this seems like its been done to many times before!
    
    How come there isnt any real questions being addressed?
    
    People whats going on is life really that boring that we have to lower our standards to these meaningless conversations?
    
    Maybe one day

    Comment by ReBeck [Member] — 09/03/05 @ 10:42

30. What is meaning?

    Comment by Linzalicious [Member] — 09/03/05 @ 12:37

31. Yeah I agree this conversation isnt interesting at all...Thats why I stopped writing long ago....

    Comment by Linds [Member] — 09/03/05 @ 18:07

32. Hey, ReBeck. Great to hear your views and always good to see a new member on the blog. Here's a bit about me.
    
    I have a meaningful life.
    It is stimulating and this little blog adds to it.
    I like people and am forever curious about what makes them tick.
    I like a space where I can share my views, especially in a society where sexuality is often viewed as a taboo subject unless it's splayed across a billboard.
    Blog is short for web log.
    Things can be just for frivolity and fun and don't always have to be for meaning - although they usually are anyway. Each of uses this blog in a way that means something to them.
    Everything has been written before - it's the freshness that individual voices bring to material that makes it interesting.
    Blogging's, like oysters, is not for everyone but I would love to hear your thoughts on what questions you'd like to see addressed - we're a pretty versatile bunch.
    
    We've even been known to talk about merkins - that's pubic wigs to you.
    
    Love to hear from you soon.
    
    
    

    Comment by Juji [Member] — 09/03/05 @ 18:12

33. Currently, the site is in its beta phase. On 9/21 the new blog section will launch with various featured blog columnists from different walks of life and lifestyles. The advice column will be a he said/she said about life, love and sex. In addition, we are producing a radio show in Seattle that will be a edgy Loveline style show. The radio show will be available via college radio stations, podcasts, webcasts and more. I am happy to say the local Howard Stern producer will co-produce the show with me. We are open to all suggestions and all opinions and it will continue to evolve over the next few months.

    Comment by shawnee [Visitor] — 09/03/05 @ 19:30

34. Never stop writing!!! Its good therapy!!! Some need it more than others.

    Comment by Linzalicious [Member] — 09/04/05 @ 03:11

35. Not bad at all, but this topic is rather little of interest. Please do not disappoint your readership.

    Comment by funydudde [Visitor] — 04/06/08 @ 15:36

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