The Love Cruise
Everyone's favorite psycho is finally announcing the date for his upcoming wedding... kinda. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have announced that they will be wedding next month. Sometime. No date has been released as of the publishing time for this.
Lack of caring is also at an all time high... what is a scientology wedding LIKE anyway? IF anyone has any objections, submit a form and we'll respond in 3-5 weeks? Pictures of the wedding will be held for ransom until a movie is coming out and THEN be released to hype it (if Cruise can GET a movie anymore).
I'd write more about it, but what's the point? No body cares about your life anymore. You are washed up. Lets move on with our lives now.
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